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News:

- "A man was jailed [...] on Thursday for assaulting a Gypsy fortune teller who predicted that he would be jailed [...]" ...Yeah.

- Birmingham gay couple save life of man who abused them

- Pea plant grows inside man's lung

- Google's count of 130 million books is probably bunk

- Not exactly news, but Dr. Laura is a DOUCHEBAG.

- "A Swedish man has been arrested after he allegedly demanded a refund from the father of a 13-year-old girl whom he had paid to have sex with him but was a no-show."

- Pastor arrested protesting school's evil mascot

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Unused but Useful: OED's Reject List

- Why Shatner Stole Nimoy's Bicycle

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Numbered Lists:

- 20 Vile Shots You Know Somebody Drank
- 19 Corn on the Cob Recipes
- 18 Strange Gardens
- 12 LOST Theories That Were Better Than the Actual Show
- 10 Interesting Cupcake Flavors
- 10 Kids Punished in Public
- 8 Theme Park Rides I Wouldn't Wait in Line For
- 7 Legenday Cartoonists' First Strips
- 5 Strange and Deadly Foods