Some Important Letters

[thewlisian_afer]

Dear body,

You're the worst roommate ever and I hate you.

Love,
the brain

P.S. I'm not kidding. Are you trying to boil me to death? This most definitely is not a healthy temperature for you to be at. Sweating profusely while sitting still is not a good sign. Kindly repair yourself ASAP. I cannot bear much more medication that makes me feel hazy and act silly.

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Dear Sirius,

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?! What is this willingly bottoming thing? Every other muse that I have who is as developed as you are can't stand to bottom and has to practically be begged to do so. You so don't belong in my head.

But I like having you here, if only because it's fun to laugh at you.

Love,
weasleycest4eva

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Dear froda_baggins,

Thanks for forcing urging me to develop my Sirius. He gives me headaches, he sticks out like a sore thumb, and he tends toward utter cluelessness, but I loff him anyway.

You rock my socks. I'm glad we started talking. :)

Love,
weasleycest4eva

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Dear turntopage394,

I'm sorry things have been shit for you lately. I still love you.

Love,
weasleycest4eva

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Dear silentlonging,

Still miss you. Doing okay, except for this cold. Thought you might like to know, as you worry about me entirely too much sometimes I know you're prone to worry about me a bit occasionally. :)

Love,
weasleycest4eva

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Dear niav,

I love you. I say so sometimes, but I figured I'd let everyone see for once, since every now and then I rather feel like climbing out onto the roof and yelling it for the whole world to hear.

And I really mean "everyone," too. I'm not locking this post, so anyone in the world will be able to see it. Including people I've been kinda keeping it from. Which means a lot more people who I've REALLY been keeping it from can find it.

And I really don't care.

I love you.

Love,
weasleycest4eva

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Dear Self,

It is 5:30 AM. You are ill. Take some medicine and go the fuck to sleep.

Love,
weasleycest4eva