Dear body,
You're the worst roommate ever and I hate you.
Love,
the brain
P.S. I'm not kidding. Are you trying to boil me to death? This most definitely is not a healthy temperature for you to be at. Sweating profusely while sitting still is not a good sign. Kindly repair yourself ASAP. I cannot bear much more medication that makes me feel hazy and act silly.
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Dear Sirius,
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?! What is this willingly bottoming thing? Every other muse that I have who is as developed as you are can't stand to bottom and has to practically be begged to do so. You
so don't belong in my head.
But I like having you here, if only because it's fun to laugh at you.
Love,
weasleycest4eva***
Dear
froda_baggins,
Thanks for
forcing urging me to develop my Sirius. He gives me headaches, he sticks out like a sore thumb, and he tends toward utter cluelessness, but I loff him anyway.
You rock my socks. I'm glad we started talking. :)
Love,
weasleycest4eva***
Dear
turntopage394,
I'm sorry things have been shit for you lately. I still love you.
Love,
weasleycest4eva***
Dear
silentlonging,
Still miss you. Doing okay, except for this cold. Thought you might like to know, as
you worry about me entirely too much sometimes I know you're prone to worry about me a bit occasionally. :)
Love,
weasleycest4eva***
Dear
niav,
I love you. I say so sometimes, but I figured I'd let
everyone see for once, since every now and then I rather feel like climbing out onto the roof and yelling it for the whole world to hear.
And I really mean "everyone," too. I'm not locking this post, so anyone in the world will be able to see it. Including people I've been kinda keeping it from. Which means a lot more people who I've REALLY been keeping it from can find it.
And I really don't care.
I love you.
Love,
weasleycest4eva***
Dear Self,
It is 5:30 AM. You are ill. Take some medicine and go the fuck to sleep.
Love,
weasleycest4eva