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There's not really a theme for this set of reviews. I suppose the common thread is that I looked at the titles on my Netflix queue and these made me say "Why haven't I seen this yet?"





Johnny Got His Gun (1971)

Based on the novel by Dalton Trumbo, this disturbing antiwar film chronicles the tragic fate of a World War I soldier (Timothy Bottoms) who survives a mortar shell only to have lost his arms, legs, ears, eyes, nose and mouth. Initially, he doesn't know whether he's dead, alive or dreaming. And though he can't hear, see or speak, he learns how to communicate his most fervent wish: to be taken on tour as evidence of the horrors of war.


Johnny Got His Gun is one of my favorite books of all time, so I was a little nervous about what Hollywood had done to it, even though the author wrote the screenplay and directed it. Turns out, it's pretty good, even with occasional poor 1970s acting. Still, I don't recommend seeing the film unless you've read the book. There's a lot in the text that just doesn't translate to the screen very well. [Rating: 3 stars]



The Apartment (1960)

C.C. Baxter (Jack Lemmon) has his future mapped out -- all he needs to do is cozy up to the top feeders in the corporate food chain. But his fast track to the executive suite gets short-circuited when he falls for one of the bosses' girlfriends. The Apartment features top-notch performances from Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine and was nominated for 10 Academy Awards, winning five, including Best Picture.


First: holy crap, how cute is Shirley MacLaine? And second: I think I'd enjoy romantic comedies more often if they included suicide attempts. ...I don't mean I find suicide entertaining in and of itself. I just am a fan of ... darker elements, I suppose. Anyway, GOOD MOVIE. Watch it, if you haven't before. And if you have ... watch it again! [Rating: 4 stars]



The Philadelphia Story (1940)

Socialite Tracy Lord (Katharine Hepburn) prepares to remarry, but her ex (Cary Grant) and a tabloid reporter (Best Supporting Actor Oscar-winner James Stewart) have other ideas as they converge on her home for a fateful visit. The three stars form an incomparable trio in one of the most tantalizing screwball romances ever. And under the direction of George Cukor, this once-urbane Broadway comedy springs to life with precision and wit.


This movie lost half a star because Jimmy Stewart is in it, and I hate his stupid voice so much it makes me feel violent. XD But put that aside and I quite enjoyed this movie. In the character department, I was thoroughly amused by Dinah and Uncle Willie. When it comes to the acting, my favorite things were drunk Katharine Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart (in scenes together and apart) and Cary Grant's delivery in his scenes with the new fiancé. It took me a little longer than I'd have liked to get into the movie, but once I did, it was a fun one. [Rating: 3 stars]



Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

After learning that his mercurial ex-girlfriend, Clementine Kruczynski (Kate Winslet), has undergone an experimental medical process to purge all memories of him, mild-mannered Joel Barish (Jim Carrey) opts for the same procedure. But during the operation, he decides he doesn't want to lose what's left of their relationship and tries to conceal her image in his memory cells. This quirky romantic comedy won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.


I really wanted to like this movie. Really, I did. But it didn't work out that way. I was bored by it, and therefore occasionally confused because my attention would wander and I'd miss something. I didn't like any of the characters and I didn't really believe the relationship. There wasn't great screen chemistry so the whole thing just felt ... flat. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

Barry Egan (Adam Sandler) -- a bathroom supply salesman prone to paroxysms of destructive rage -- finds his life refreshed when he meets Lena Leonard (Emily Watson), who falls in unconditional love with him. Meanwhile, Egan tries to escape constant harassment from his seven sisters as well as three thugs who have implicated him in a phone sex extortion scam. Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood) writes and directs.


I couldn't even make it all the way through this. It felt so random and pointless, and I'd just been bored half to death by Eternal Sunshine that I just had to stop about halfway through. [Rating: 1 star]
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I've been meaning to watch First Class since it came out in theaters, and a couple of weeks ago I finally decided it was time to do it. I figured I might as well do an entire X-Men re-watch, including Origins, which I hadn't seen yet either. I started a movie review set with them and then realized there were three other Marvel movies I hadn't seen, which all tie in with The Avengers. So a superhero review set was born.





X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

This action-packed prequel to the popular X-Men films explores Marvel Comics character Wolverine's (Hugh Jackman) past and the events that influenced the mutant before the Weapon X program bonded his skeleton with the powerfully strong metal alloy adamantium. After the death of his girlfriend, Wolverine seeks vengeance against supervillain Victor Creed (Liev Schreiber). Ryan Reynolds, Danny Huston and Lynn Collins co-star.


I think I liked this one more than the average viewer. The same was true of the third X-Men movie. All I require from these movies is something fun to look at. I don't need witty writing or profound character development or heart-wrenching pathos. Give me something with explosions and chases and good sound editing, and I'm a happy movie-watcher. If I get more than that, that's excellent. But that's all I really need. And I got that here (and in the third movie). [Rating: 3.5 stars]



X-Men: First Class (2011)

In this exciting prequel to the X-Men series, Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender) -- the future Professor X and Magneto -- are best friends dedicated to harnessing their powers and promoting the education of fellow mutants during the turbulent 1960s. The duo works together to stop a powerful adversary that threatens mankind, but their ideological differences drive them apart and turn them into ferocious enemies.


I waited quite a long time before writing this review because I was afraid if I wrote it too soon, all I'd be able to do would be to type "SQUEEE!!!" with about three lines worth of E's. Turns out that's still just about all I feel I can say about it, even ten days later. New. Favorite. X-Men. Movie. Though, because I don't like giving entirely negative or positive reviews if I can help it, I have to point out that January Jones made me cringe a few times. She's ... not very good. :( [Rating: 4.5 stars]



The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Edward Norton stars as Bruce Banner in this big-screen version of the classic comic-book tale about a doctor who searches for an antidote to his exotic condition, which causes him to transform into a hulking, green monster when under duress. Drawing closer to finding a remedy, Dr. Banner becomes sidetracked as he's pursued first by the military and then by a rival monster known as the Abomination. Liv Tyler, Tim Roth and William Hurt co-star.


I completely adored Lou Ferrigno and Stan Lee's cameos (though that's not a big surprise; very little makes me happier than Stan Lee cameos). And Tim Roth...? Well. I love Tim Roth. But this is another instance, like Origins, where I signed up for a comic book movie with fun action sequences, and that's what I got. Nothing special stood out as particularly negative, but nothing special stood out as particularly positive, either. And I'm okay with that. It was simply a fun way to spend a couple of hours. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Thor (2011)

Kenneth Branagh directs this Marvel Comics-inspired action flick about the thunder god Thor (Chris Hemsworth), a powerful warrior whose father, Odin (Anthony Hopkins) -- the king of Asgard -- forces him to live among humans on Earth and learn humility. Once there, he finds a friend (Natalie Portman), along with unexpected enemies sent from his world. Kat Dennings, Stellan Skarsgård and Rene Russo co-star.


This movie gets a solid "meh" from me. I liked all the various effects; Bifröst is my favorite part of the whole film. I also liked the Frost Giants. (I was ... kinda on their side. XD) There were a couple of lines/scenes that made me chuckle, but not many. I only particularly liked two individual characters (Sif and Heimdall). I do have to say, though, that Anthony Hopkins as Odin is some of the best casting ever. Spot on. The only real complaint I have about the movie is that the romance aspect was just ... flat. The development was weak and the screen chemistry was iffy at best. It felt forced and unrealistic and I just didn't buy it. [Rating: 3 stars]



Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Marvel launches another super franchise with this action-packed origin story, which follows Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) as he volunteers for a secret experiment during World War II. Transformed into a superhero named Captain America, Steve goes after the Axis. With his perfect physique and heightened reflexes -- and his sidekick, Bucky (Sebastian Stan) -- Steve battles the Red Skull (Hugo Weaving), a super soldier created by Italian fascists.


Wow. I liked this one a lot more than I expected to. On one hand, I'd heard from several sources that it was the most boring of the films in the Marvel movieverse. On the other hand, a reliable resource said it was her favorite movie of the summer. So I went into this expecting to like it but not necessarily to be particularly impressed. Turns out, I loved it. It could have something to do with the fact that it was the next thing I watched right after Thor, but I got all the things I want from a comic book movie, plus great actors and a ton of characters that I really liked and cared about. I'll definitely be revisiting this one from time to time. [Rating: 4 stars]
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I have now officially seen and reviewed every bit of Michael Haneke's work that I (and probably you) can get my hands on. It's not everything he's done -- I'm still missing a lot (most) of his TV movie work -- but I've got my eye out for all of that, and I'm happy to have rated everything on his Netflix page. \o/





Code Unknown (2000)

German director Michael Haneke's stunning drama carefully interweaves the stories of a promising actress (Juliette Binoche), her photojournalist boyfriend (Thierry Neuvic), a young teacher of African descent (Ona Lu Yenke) and a Romanian illegal immigrant (Luminita Gheorghiu).On a bustling Paris street corner, their lives intersect for a fleeting moment, setting into motion a compelling portrait of life in a fractured, lonely world.


This film taught me that I could watch Juliette Binoche doing ironing in her underwear forever. Anyway, I enjoyed this film on a techical level; it's full of these very long takes and some rather good acting. But I felt really detached from all the characters, and the full title is "Code Unknown: Incomplete Tales of Several Journeys," so that should tell you something about the ... "plot." XD This is a good one if you're a student of film, or a pretentious wanker like me. Otherwise, give it a miss and look for something with fewer loose ends. [Rating: 3 stars]



The Piano Teacher (2002)

Isabelle Huppert stars as Erika, an emotionally repressed piano teacher still tied to her obsessive mother (Annie Girardot) and fast approaching spinsterhood, who sees an attractive student (Benoît Magimel) as a potential player in her dark sexual fantasies. Huppert is fascinating to watch in writer-director Michael Haneke's disturbing character study based on the novel by Nobel Literature Prize winner Elfriede Jelinek.


They're not kidding when they say "dark sexual fantasies." It wasn't so out there that I heard/saw anything new, but ... man, there was a lot of dysfunction all packed into one character! And the ending was ... not what I expected. My overwhelming thought after I finished watching and let it settle in my brain for a bit was "Wow" at Isabelle Huppert. This is the first thing I've ever seen her in and I was really impressed. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Time of the Wolf (2003)

A family adapts to life in post-apocalyptic France in this intense drama, which follows Anne (Isabelle Huppert) and her family as they arrive at their country home to find the world has undergone a catastrophic event, and utter chaos reigns. Fearing for their lives, Anne and her children flee in search of a safe place, eventually taking refuge in a community of stunned survivors. Maurice Benichou, Lucas Biscombe and Patrice Chereau also star.


I watched this right after The Piano Teacher and I was thrilled to find that Isabelle Huppert starred again. I was wowed by her again, but this time I was also wowed by some of the other actors, particularly the girl who plays her daughter. And this story really appeals to me; I'm such a sucker for post-apocalyptic stuff. Add to that the fact that Haneke is the director, and it's almost like this movie was tailor-made for me. [Rating: 4 stars]



The White Ribbon (2009)

At a rural school in northern Germany in 1913, a form of ritual punishment has major consequences for students and faculty. But the practice may have bigger repercussions on the German school system -- and maybe even on the growth of fascism. Celebrated Austrian filmmaker Michael Haneke helms this Golden Globe-winning, sumptuously photographed black-and-white drama that stars Susanne Lothar, Ulrich Tukur and Theo Trebs.


Whoever wrote this summary wasn't kidding when they said "sumptuously photographed." This movie was pretty. In the acting department, I was especially fond of Leonie Benesch, who played Eva. There were several really interesting characters and -- surprise! -- some of them were even likable! XD The pacing is a little slow and there is no solid resolution but, honestly, if you're watching a Haneke film and expect otherwise, you're doing it wrong. And the ending is still really good, anyway. [Rating: 4 stars]
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The Last Exorcism (2010)

Ready to expose his miraculous deeds as mere trickery, Rev. Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) invites a documentary crew to film his final exorcism. But when the devil actually possesses a girl's body, Marcus must regain his faith and engage in the fight of his life. Produced by Eli Roth and directed by Daniel Stamm, this frighteningly realistic horror movie also stars Ashley Bell, Iris Bahr and Louis Herthum.


I watched this mostly based on the recommendation of someone whose opinions I trust but for some reason I was still surprised by how much I liked it. I think it might have something to do with the fact that I knew Eli Roth was involved, so I had somewhat different expectations. He's not exactly known for his ties to subtle horror, you know? But that's what this was. No blood or guts or even pea soup. The ending fell a little flat for me, honestly, but it wasn't bad and everything leading up to it was good, so ... I liked it. [Rating: 4 stars]



The Haunted House Project (2010)

Over the past 42 years, six people have gone missing, eight people have died "accidentally" and eleven cases of murder have occurred in a haunted deserted house somewhere in Gyeonggi Province. The home is now banned for all persons to enter. Nevertheless, 3 members of an abandoned house exploring club and 3 staff members of a broadcasting company go into the deserted house. All of them disappear without trace. Only a video is left behind...


Imagine a Korean Blair Witch Project, only even more boring. Voila: The Haunted House Project. It's an 84-minute movie. It was 55 minutes before anything even mildly creepy happened. The last ten or fifteen minutes were good but it was far too little far too late. [Rating: 1.5 stars]



Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

Doors slamming shut, shadows moving across the floor -- the unexplained, terrifyingly real supernatural forces are back, and this time, Dan (Brian Boland), Kristi (Sprague Grayden), Ali (Molly Ephraim), baby Hunter and dog Abby become part of the nightmare as the cameras roll. Tod Williams (The Door in the Floor) directs and Michael R. Perry ("Persons Unknown") writes this spine-chilling sequel to the wildly popular 2009 flick.


I didn't like this quite as much as I liked the first one. It definitely scared me less, but I loved getting more of the story and the ending has me really looking forward to the third one. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Cropsey (2009)

Directors Joshua Zeman and Barbara Brancaccio explore an urban legend that always disturbed them while growing up in Staten Island, N.Y. -- a rash of child abductions that struck the area in the 1970s and 80s -- in their gripping documentary. The legend became real when a handyman and drifter named Andre Rand abducted numerous young kids, setting off myriad motive theories, frightening residents in the community and tripping up the legal system.


It feels extremely strange to watch a documentary that's called an "investigative-crime horror-documentary film" and see archive news footage with anchors and reporters who I now, twenty-five years later, see on the news I watch daily. Anyway, this was interesting and informative but it was lacking ... something. I'm not sure exactly what. It held my attention very well while it was on and I'm glad I watched it but I'm not sure I'll remember it very far down the road. [Rating: 3 stars]



Let Me In (2010)

When 12-year-old Owen (Kodi Smit-McPhee) befriends his mysterious next-door neighbor, Abby (Chloe Moretz), the two outcasts form a tight-knit bond that gives Owen the courage to stand up to school bullies. But he slowly begins to suspect his new friend has a secret. Matt Reeves directs this uncommon coming-of-age thriller based on the award-winning Swedish film Let the Right One In. Richard Jenkins co-stars.


Okay, the first thing you need to understand here is that I think the original Sweish film is perfect. So it's not contradictory for me to rate this one four stars and still say it didn't hit my emotional buttons or impress me as much as the other. This remake was far better than I had hoped, though. I adored Chloe Moretz, the music was amazing, and it definitely did justice to both the Swedish film and the book it was originally based on. I was very very pleased. [Rating: 4 stars]
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I just need to answer this question to say: STOP MAKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE REMAKES OF FOREIGN FILMS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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The Box (2009)

A disfigured man named Arlington Steward (Frank Langella) informs Norma (Cameron Diaz) and Arthur (James Marsden) Lewis that they have 24 hours to decide if they want to push a button inside a box that will give them a cool million -- but a complete stranger will die at the same time. Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) writes and directs this thriller based on sci-fi writer Richard Matheson's short story.


I think maybe I'll just steer clear of Richard Kelly in the future. I'm unimpressed by his work. I really love Frank Langella and the idea of the movie is good -- I like the original story quite a lot -- but I was just really underwhelmed. [Rating: 1.5 stars]



Insidious (2011)

After moving into a new home, Josh (Patrick Wilson) and his wife Renai (Rose Byrne) confront terrifying tribulations when their son Dalton (Ty Simpkins) falls into a coma and his body starts to attract malevolent forces from a mysterious netherworld. But when the family decides to move again, hoping to leave the evil spirits behind, they realize that their problems are just beginning. James Wan (Saw) directs.


I'd heard good things about this movie but I still wasn't expecting too much. I wound up pleasantly surprised! There were definitely moments of cheese, but there were far fewer than usual in modern horror. I was properly creeped out for most of the movie, I never got bored, and the very end was great. I'm glad I watched it but, if I'm totally honest, I kind of wish I'd watched it during the daytime instead of at one in the morning... XD [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Burke and Hare (2010)

Director John Landis rolls out his first feature film in more than a decade with this black comedy based on the true exploits of two 19th-century body snatchers, played by Simon Pegg and Andy Serkis. When Burke and Hare's successful business -- selling corpses to the Edinburgh Medical College for dissection -- is hampered by a supply shortage, the men are forced to take drastic measures. Isla Fisher and Tim Curry also star.


I almost never have high hopes for comedy films because ... I'm just so damn picky about comedy. And John Landis is kind of hit-or-miss for me, so I wasn't expecting much. Maybe I should have, though, because I've never not loved anything I've seen Simon Pegg do. Also, I've seen much less of his work, but I really like Andy Serkis, too. This wound up being delightfully dark comedy. Before the five minute mark, I'd commented to my co-watcher that I'd already snickered more than a half dozen times, and it kept me laughing out loud through the whole thing. Not to mention, Simon Pegg was adorable. Aww, Burke. ♥! [Rating: 4 stars]



The Witches (1990)

A young boy named Luke (Jasen Fisher) and his grandmother (Mai Zetterling) go on vacation only to discover their hotel is hosting an international witch convention, where the Grand High Witch (Anjelica Huston) is unveiling her master plan to turn all children into mice. Will Luke fall victim to the witches' plot before he can stop them? This adaptation of author Roald Dahl's fantastical children's story co-stars Rowan Atkinson and Brenda Blethyn.


I'm so sad that I didn't see this movie when I was a kid! It would've been one of my favorites. Even now, it's still really fun to watch. Of course, it features Jim Henson puppetry, so naturally it's going to be fun to watch. The ending was really different from the book, and possibly not quite in the spirit of the book, but ... I still liked it. Even though it was significantly happier, which isn't usually my thing. XD [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Little Fockers (2010)

Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) has finally won the approval of his intimidating father-in-law, retired CIA agent Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro). But when Greg and wife Pam (Teri Polo) add a pair of rambunctious kids to the mix, the tension between the two men rises to the surface once again. Expect chaos as the couple tries to juggle the demands of raising children in the hilarious third installment of the Meet the Parents story.


If I'm totally honest, I have to admit to a couple chuckles. But mostly I just hope they're done making movies about this family because the second one was the only one worth watching. Probably because Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand are the only good thing in the whole series. :( [Rating: 2 stars]
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Michael Haneke is one of my favorite directors (I know, it's hard to tell from this set) so I decided to watch all of his films. My next review set will be his movies, too.





The Seventh Continent (1989)

Austrian director Michael Haneke trains a critical lens on postmodern alienation in this disquieting drama based on a true story. When young Eva Schober (Leni Tanzer) inexplicably feigns blindness at school, the incident brings to the surface the emotional fissure in her middle-class family's humdrum existence. But as Eva and her parents (Dieter Berner and Birgit Doll) try to transcend their vacuous, pedestrian lives, the family slowly unravels.


I think this summary is misleading. The blindness incident is just another symptom of the family's various issues. It isn't the biggest symptom, and it's not really even the first one to show up. So whoever wrote this summary just picked it for no particular reason, it seems. But ... that kind of fits, actually, because most of what happens in this movie happens for no apparent reason. It's very much about consequences rather than causes; explanations are only ever vaguely hinted at. This movie is hardly a thriller but it is a deeply disturbing look at a family destroying themselves with the same sense of systematic, tedious routine that this viewer interprets as the thing that drove them to it. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1994)

Austrian director Michael Haneke's experimental film features television clips of war and celebrity news interspersed with tales of disconnected city dwellers -- including a couple struggling to adjust to their newly adopted daughter and a runaway Romanian boy surviving in Vienna's subway system. Beginning with a 19-year-old's homicidal rampage and suicide, the story works backward and explores events leading up to the catastrophe.


I don't usually have too much of a problem with disjointed storytelling, but this one didn't come together quite enough in the end to get more than a half-hearted "meh" from me. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



The Castle (1997)

When land surveyor K. (Ulrich Mühe) arrives at a small village that houses a castle, local authorities refuse to allow him to enter. As he tries to convince the officials that they sent for him, they clamp down with increasingly complicated bureaucratic obstacles. Directed by renowned European filmmaker Michael Haneke, this visually stunning adaptation of Franz Kafka's absurdist novel first aired on Austrian television.


The scene transitions made it difficult for me to follow this movie. I didn't particularly care for any of the characters. And it cuts off abruptly (just like the book, which stops mid-sentence) instead of ... ending. I could've lived without watching it. [Rating: 1.5 stars]
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Grab-bag batch of reviews this time! Some stuff other people wanted to watch with me, some stuff I happened to catch on TV (yay free HBO preview weekends!), some stuff I just couldn't stand seeing on my To Watch list any longer... It turned out to be an interesting mix of good and bad.





Due Date (2010)

Days before his pregnant wife's due date, Los Angeles architect Peter (Robert Downey Jr.) is about to fly home from Atlanta when a series of unfortunate incidents land him on the "no-fly" list, forcing him to hitch a ride across the country with slacker Ethan (Zach Galifianakis). As Peter desperately tries to get home, he must deal with Ethan's laid-back attitude, numerous delays and several mishaps in this road trip comedy. Jamie Foxx co-stars.


I'm going to quote what [livejournal.com profile] froda_baggins said about this one: "It's seriously like a bunch of frat boys sat around and were like 'Well THEN he masturbates. AND THEN HE GETS THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM! THEN HE GETS HIGH! THEN HE GETS SHOT! THEN HE VOMITS!' wtf." There was one moment that made me seriously laugh, and a couple more that made me chuckle. And the soundtrack was good. That's all that saved this movie from being time I wish I could get back. [Rating: 2 stars]



Tangled (2010)

Disney animators take on the classic Grimm Brothers story of Rapunzel (Mandy Moore), a long-locked beauty imprisoned in a secluded tower by evil hag Mother Gothel (Donna Murphy), who needs the rejuvenating powers of Rapunzel's tresses to remain young. When a bandit on the lam (Zachary Levi) helps Rapunzel escape, the old crone plots to recapture her and end her budding romance with the thief in this Golden Globe nominee for Best Animated Feature.


Disney, thank you for reminding me why I love you. ...That's it. That's my whole review. Go watch it. [Rating: 4.5 stars]



Christopher and His Kind (2010)

The 'divinely decadent' Berlin cabaret scene is in full swing when a young and wide-eyed Christopher Isherwood arrives in the city to stay with his close friend and occasional lover, the poet WH Auden. To Isherwood's reserved English sensibility, the city's thriving gay subculture is thrilling and intoxicating. But Christopher soon finds himself heartbroken after the failure of a hopeless love affair, and so sets out on a process of self-discovery as he forges an identity and place for himself amidst the chaos of 1930s Berlin.


When I finished watching this, I immediately wrote down my star rating but I couldn't come up with the words for a review. So I let it sink in for a while. I thought about it on my own and I read/listened to what other people had to say about it. And I still don't know if I have the words. I think this is one of those things that you either get or you don't and it's an entirely emotional thing. There isn't really a good way to describe what it feels like to get it, or exactly what it was that made me get it. You just have to watch and find out for yourself. And if nothing else, even if it doesn't work for you as a whole, Matt Smith is definitely worth watching. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Lovely Bones (2009)

When 14-year-old Susie Salmon (Saoirse Ronan) is murdered, she watches from above as her family deals with her tragic death -- and as her killer prepares to strike again. Torn between vengeance and healing, Susie's loved ones are forever changed. Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz star in Peter Jackson's adaptation of Alice Sebold's riveting, best-selling novel; Susan Sarandon and Oscar nominee Stanley Tucci co-star.


Peter Jackson did a good job of filming an "unfilmable" book with the Lord of the Rings series, but he didn't do such a great job here. I didn't seriously dislike this movie, but it didn't really work for me. I was rather bored. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)

Middle school isn't all it's cracked up to be for self-described "wimpy kid" Greg Heffley, who discovers a frightening new world teeming with boys who are taller, tougher and hairier than he is -- and decides to document it all in his diary. Directed by Thor Freudenthal, this kid-friendly comedy based on Jeff Kinney's illustrated novel cast its star by asking kids to submit their auditions online.


I read the first book in this series a while back when I was at my cousin's house for some kind of holiday or family dinner. I sat there in his living room and read the whole thing and I loved it. So, naturally, I was a little nervous when I heard there would be a movie. I even held out for a while before watching it because I really loved the book and I didn't want to see it ruined. Well ... it wasn't. This movie is very nearly as adorable and funny as its source material. I thoroughly enjoyed it. [Rating: 4 stars]
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Battle Royale (2001)

When even schoolchildren begin to abuse a system on the verge of social collapse, the Japanese government introduces a strict new punishment whereby randomly chosen students are taken to a deserted island and forced to fight each other to the death. Renowned Japanese auteur and actor Takeshi "Beat" Kitano stars in this explosive, violent drama from director Kinji Fukasaku, based on Koushun Takami's novel.


I really like the concept of this movie but I wasn't especially fond of the execution. Something about the music kept taking me out of it. But, as I said, I enjoyed the story and there were also several characters that I really liked. I think I ought to read the book. I'd probably like that better. [Rating: 3 stars]



City of Lost Children (1995)

With a mad scientist kidnapping children to steal their dreams, only brave young Miette (Judith Vittet) and a kindhearted circus strongman (Ron Perlman) can save them. Part fantasy, part nightmare, this production used more special effects than any other French film to date. Featuring stunning visuals from directors Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro, the sci-fi fairy tale was nominated for a Golden Palm at the Cannes Film Festival.


While this is definitely not my favorite Jeunet film, I still really liked it. There is so much detail to look at and the story is absolutely fascinating. Plus, I really enjoyed Ron Perlman's performance (and his character was so endearing!) and I always like Dominique Pinion. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Seventh Seal (1957)

Exhausted and disillusioned, a medieval knight (Max von Sydow) makes the journey home after years of combat in the Crusades. But when the black-robed figure of Death confronts him, the knight challenges him to a game of chess. A powerful meditation on the existence of God and the meaning of life, this drama is considered one of Ingmar Bergman's best and took the Cannes Film Festival Prize in 1957.


I'm sorry, Ingmar Bergman. I tried, but ... meh. The first half was boring and a little confusing (the latter probably because of the former) and the second half wasn't good enough to bring my opinion all the way back. So I'm in the middle of the road on this one. [Rating: 3 stars]



Le Corbeau (1943)

The shadowy writer known only as "Le Corbeau" drives a French provincial town -- via cryptic and damning letters -- into exposing the suspicion and hard feelings hidden beneath the community's surface. Made during the Nazi occupation of France, director Henri-Georges Clouzot's film was vilified by the right-wing Vichy regime and other groups. But writers such as Jean Cocteau recognized the powerful subtext to Clouzot's anti-Gestapo tale.


Why had I never seen this before? Great story and great characters handled by a great director. It definitely gets my recommendation. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



With a Friend Like Harry (2000)

While fixing up their summer cottage, Michel (Laurent Lucas) and his family run into a man (Sergi López) who claims to have gone to high school with Michel. Although Michel doesn't recognize him, the man knows too much not to be a former mate. Soon the man and his girlfriend are living in the cottage, and Michel is realizing that his classmate's interest may instead be obsession in this highly lauded thriller from director Dominik Moll.


That was the most disappointingly mediocre movie I've seen in quite some time. It was painfully predictable, there weren't any standout characters, and the acting was all simply adequate. [Rating: 3 stars]

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Mar. 31st, 2011 06:07 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] nathan - my hat soulmate)
I just went through almost a month's worth of my usual clickies sources. There is no rhyme or reason to this list. I haven't sorted or organized at all. It's just the links in the order that I found them. Enjoy!




- Paul Kuczynski. I love satire so this guy had something going for him in my book, but I really like his style, too. Great stuff.

- Devoted dad Steve Garey made a 580km (360-mile) round trip to track down his daughter's cuddly toy Eeyore. You know what? My dad would do that for me. He has done a round trip of about fifty miles for my blankie when I was about five, but I bet he would've gone a lot farther if he'd had to.

- Out of Context Science. "Good science, badly quoted. Removing knowledge from context and leaving something that's sometimes hilarious, sometimes strange, and, hopefully, completely absurd."

- A history of picture books. I'd never thought to wonder about this but it turned out to be really interesting.

- "Psykopaint gives you a full tablet of brushes, colors and styles for you to modify your own pictures, modify their templates, or start from scratch to create some pretty cool works that are all wholly original."

- Here's a 14-minute video that illustrates every nuclear bomb explosion from 1945 to 1998. Disturbing. How the fuck are we not all glowing?

- Have you ever wondered what a trillion dollars looks like? This will give you an idea.

- "Between 1887 and 1892, John C.H. Grabill sent 188 photographs to the Library of Congress for copyright protection. Grabill is known as a western photographer, documenting many aspects of frontier life — hunting, mining, western town landscapes and white settlers’ relationships with Native Americans. Most of his work is centered on Deadwood in the late 1880s and 1890s. He is most often cited for his photographs in the aftermath of the Wounded Knee Massacre on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation." And now his stuff's in the public domain, so have a look!

- GREAT GAME. Lurking Title. "In each question, we'll show you the title of a movie - with a twist. Pick which film the title refers to 10 times, and you make it to the next level. But every wrong answer costs you some popcorn. Don't run out!"

- Crossword puzzles. The sort that will highlight for you, so you can play online without having to print them out. I apologize for ruining your productivity FOREVER.

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Mar. 29th, 2011 09:21 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] nathan - my hat soulmate)
Since I've gone a ridiculous amount of time without doing clickies once again, here's a whooooole bunch of numbered lists.




Movies/TV:

- 10 Movie Scenes and the Foods They Ruined Forever
- 10 Movie Remakes with Potential
- 10 Movies That Were Better Than The Book
- 10 Best Werewolf Movies of All Time
- 10 Adorable Animals from Cartoons
- 10 21st Century Sitcoms That Will Still Be Funny in 2026 (I like exactly three of these. There are four I dislike and three I've never watched.)
- 9 Filmmakers Who Are Ruining Movies
- 7 Traumatic TV Deaths We Couldn’t Help But Enjoy
- 6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children
- 6 Mad Men Stars' Comedic Antics
- 6 TV Shows You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives


Literature/Writing:

- 20 Awesome Literary Tattoos
- 20 Ridiculously Politically Incorrect Comics
- 10 Strange Fanfics (The site says "strangest" but...)
- 10 Banned Sci-Fi Novels
- 10 "Slang" Narratives
- 10 Child Geniuses in Literature


Music:

- 28 Songs You Know The Words To (But Are Too Ashamed To Admit It) (I will happily admit to knowing at least some of the words to all but three of these songs. As a matter of fact, I might go learn those three now.)
- 10 Little-Known Second Verses of Children’s Songs
- 7 Outstanding Musical Moments of Mad Men
- 4 Incredibly Creepy Love Songs (Only four? This list could've been enormous.)


Miscellaneous:

- 20 X-Rated Stuffed Animals
- 15 Totally Surreal Vintage Ads
- 12 Celebrity Spokespeople Canned For Saying, Or Doing, Stupid Crap
- 10 Mental Illnesses and Their Myths
- 10 Mysterious Disappearances in History
- 10 Food Facts That Should Surprise You
- 10 Freaky Animal Childhoods
- 10 Interesting And Unusual Wikipedia Articles
- 10 Unique Objects, Creatures and World Events
- 6 Beloved Scientists Who Were Actually Total Jerks
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Ages ago I told [livejournal.com profile] ninepointfivemm that I'd do a review set of movies that she wanted me to watch, so she made a list of her cinematography favorites. I started working on it in November and have finally finished. Go me!





L.A. Confidential (1997)

In 1950s Los Angeles, three wildly different cops (Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey) form an uneasy alliance to ferret out deep-seated police corruption. But some people will do anything to land their faces in the pages of trashy Hollywood tabloids such as Hush-Hush magazine. A must-see whodunit, Brian Helgeland's script adaptation won an Oscar, as did Kim Basinger for her supporting role as a Veronica Lake look-alike.


I love Kevin Spacey. That's ... really all I can think to say. If you are even a slight fan of crime drama, mysteries, noir, or any of the actors in this film, and you haven't seen it before... See it. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Fall (2006)

Set in the 1920s, director Tarsem Singh's visually lush drama stars Lee Pace as paralyzed movie stuntman Roy Walker, who bonds with an imaginative 5-year-old named Alexandria (Catinca Untaru) as they convalesce together in a Los Angeles infirmary. To coax the girl into procuring the cache of morphine he wants from the hospital pharmacy, the suicidal Roy regales Alexandria with an elaborate fantasy about larger-than-life heroes.


Absolutely fantastic. The little girl was just plain amazing; she and Lee Pace had some of the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen. They were just so natural and believable. There were parts where they cracked me up and parts where they made me nearly sob. And, holy crap. What. An. Eyegasm. I can't even begin to describe how visually pleasing this movie is. [Rating: 4 stars]



Ed Wood (1994)

In one of his best-ever performances, Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood, a grinning goof with a sunny disposition who was heralded as the "worst director of all time" -- and certainly made the movies to prove it. (He also loved to direct his epically bad films while dressed in women's clothing.) Martin Landau turns in an Oscar-winning performance as aging horror icon Bela Lugosi, while Sarah Jessica Parker and Bill Murray co-star. Tim Burton directs.


This movie just ... made me happy. But Tim Burton movies tend to do that. They make me feel at home. I really can't come up with anything I disliked. The closest thing to a complaint that I have is that it felt weird to watch a Tim Burton movie that didn't use Danny Elfman's music. It wasn't bad, just different. (And I just have to make a note: Bunny Breckinridge is probably my favorite Bill Murray role ever.) [Rating: 4.5 stars]



Road to Perdition (2002)

Hit man Michael Sullivan (Tom Hanks), known in his 1930s Chicago world as The Angel of Death, is on the run after his wife (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and son are murdered. With his surviving son (Tyler Hoechlin) in tow, Michael sets out to exact brutal vengeance. Complicating matters in this crime actioner are a reporter (Jude Law), Al Capone's enforcer (Stanley Tucci) and other shady characters.


This movie stands out in this set because it's the only one that wasn't already in my queue. I really had no interest in it on my own but I'm very glad I took Jessi's recommendation. I was reminded that I don't actually dislike Tom Hanks, the whole feel and look of the movie made me feel comfortable and content, there were a couple of scenes near the end that I thought were particularly well-shot, and I found the story itself interesting and touching. [Rating: 4 stars]



Blade Runner (1982)

In a smog-choked dystopian Los Angeles, blade runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) is called out of retirement to snuff a quartet of escaped "replicants" -- androids consigned to slave labor on remote planets -- seeking to extend their short life spans. This definitive special edition of director Ridley Scott's classic features his restored and remastered version with added scenes, plus an authoritative documentary about the making of the film.


I'm not sure why I've only just seen this movie since I went through a serious sci-fi phase when I was younger that I haven't totally grown out of. I guess I just was never much into robot sci-fi; I didn't bother with Asimov until I was well into my twenties and I'm still not a huge fan. But you'd think Harrison Ford would've been enough to get me to watch this, even if I didn't like sci-fi in general. Well, whatever, the problem has been remedied and I've seen it now. I'm actually sort of glad I waited so long. I read the book it was based on a couple of years ago and I'm not sure I would've enjoyed either one as much as I did if I'd read/watched in the opposite order. Though I might have. The music is great, the visual effects are great, the sets are great, the cinematography is great... And I was reminded that I like Harrison Ford because he's a good actor, not just because he's attractive. XD [Rating: 3.5 stars]

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Mar. 5th, 2011 07:44 am
thewlisian_afer: ([totems] owl (below) - sleepy)
News:

- Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cuddyclothes for this one: Fake robot baby provokes real screams. Woo! Uncanny valley! x_x

- Del Monte is going to market individually-wrapped bananas. Really. Bananas. Which are ... you know ... naturally wrapped ... in their own skin...

- A new dinosaur has been discovered. They're calling it Thunder-thighs.

- Ten-year-old BAMF of the day: Supatra Sasuphan claims being officially recognised as the hairiest girl in the world has boosted her confidence.

- Fetal BAMF of the day: baby gives parents a thumbs-up via ultrasound

- Theme park ride moved due to ghosts

- Study finds people literally fall in love with their favorite possessions

- High Court bans man with low IQ from having sex after council complains

- Scientists can convince people they have three arms.

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Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Birthday Best Sellers: get a list of New York Times best sellers for the week of your birth.

- Victorian criminal records of female convicts

- Taming the Wild. "Only a handful of wild animal species have been successfully bred to get along with humans. The reason, scientists say, is found in their genes."

- The Ghosts of Old London

- xdress.com: Lingerie for Men, Men's Lace, Men's Satin & Panties

- Fonts In Use: Type at work in the real world

- If social media were a high school, this is what the yearbook would look like.

- Photographer Howard Schatz places actors in a series of roles and dramatic situations to reveal the essence of their characters in In Character.

- Photographer Irina Werning recreates photographs decades later with their original subjects.
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] holmes)
This quiz was in Entertainment Weekly and my parents and I had a lot of fun with it, so I thought I'd share it with you guys and see how well you do. I filled it out with the answers we decided on, which are not necessarily right, so don't try to cheat of my paper! ;) In a couple days I'll post the correct answers.

Also? Pretend I didn't typo "Brad Pitt," kay? Thanks.


[Poll #1713355]
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
No theme! No rhyme or reason at all! One movie that I watched about a million years ago and never finished the set it was part of, a couple that people were specifically asking me to watch/review, and a couple I just couldn't wait any longer to watch. Fun times. :)





Free Jimmy (2006)

Over-the-hill circus elephant Jimmy has a huge stash of heroin stitched into his hide -- a fortune that aspiring circus owner Roy (voice of Woody Harrelson) wants to cash in on. But when Jimmy goes AWOL, Roy's dream becomes the real endangered species. While the drugged-up elephant goes cold turkey in the tundra, a gang of stoners, vegans and mobsters stays hot on his trail in this animated farce from Norwegian cartoonist Christopher Nielsen.


Parts of this movie cracked me up. Parts of it made me really sad. At one point I asked Twitter "wtf am I watching?" This movie is ... strange. I wasn't crazy about the animation, actually, and I didn't care for any of the characters, but I still enjoyed the movie overall. I can't put my finger on why... [Rating: 3 stars]



Never Let Me Go (2010)

Based on Kazuo Ishiguro's acclaimed novel, this sci-fi drama from director Mark Romanek is centered on thirtysomething Kathy (Carey Mulligan), who reflects on her time spent at Hailsham, an English boarding school, alongside classmates Ruth (Keira Knightley) and Tommy (Andrew Garfield). Born for an unusual reason, the three struggle with their destiny and their love triangle. Charlotte Rampling plays headmistress Miss Emily.


If you're only going to read the book or watch the movie, go for the book. But I recommend both if you're interested in either. This is a great adaptation, even though some details that really pack an emotional punch had to be omitted. There was one scene in particular that I felt the movie did much better than the book. It's one of Andrew Garfield's scenes, and it really squeezed my heart in a way reading it, even with an imagination like mine, just didn't do. [Rating: 3 stars]



The Illusionist (2010)

Oscar-nominated for Best Animated Feature, this wistful tale follows the fading fortunes of aging illusionist Tatischeff , who's forced to perform in obscure venues as his act is eclipsed by the growing popularity of rock bands. He gets an emotional lift, though, from a wide-eyed girl named Alice, who thinks he possesses magic powers. But Tatischeff's "sleight of hand" efforts to impress her with expensive gifts may lead to his financial undoing.


This. Was. Beautiful. I mean, it's traditional animation, directed by Sylvain Chomet, so obviously I was a goner before I even started. But, seriously... Lovely animation, gorgeous music, a beautiful story, wonderful characters... Inebriated Scots, a fat troublemaking bunny... XD I just really adored this movie. [Rating: 4.5 stars]



Red (2010)

After trading in his professional past as a black-ops CIA operative for a new identity, Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) is basking in normality. But he's forced to return to old habits when an assassin puts a target on his back and goes after the woman (Mary-Louise Parker) he loves. Helen Mirren and John Malkovich co-star as former members of Frank's team who reluctantly reassemble to save his life in this Golden Globe-nominated action-comedy.


My reason for watching this movie basically boils down to "Helen Mirren is in it, and she has a gun." So I wasn't really expecting much, other than ... Helen Mirren with a gun. I wound up honestly liking it, though. It kept me laughing and not because it was humorously awful. I might've just been in the mood for explosions and gunfire after the long stretch of ~*~highbrow~*~ Oscar nominees, but this was just plain old fun. I especially liked Helen Mirren and John Malkovich's characters (for the love story [lolol] and teh lulz, respectively) and Mary-Louise Parker really cracked me up, as well. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Waiting for Superman (2010)

Dynamic documentarian Davis Guggenheim (An Inconvenient Truth) weaves together the stories of students, families, educators and reformers to shed light on the failing public school system and its consequences on the future of the United States. In this Sundance Audience Award winner for Best Documentary, Guggenheim deftly examines the options to improve public education and provide America's teachers and students with the help they need.


I went into this not really expecting to learn very much. In high school I was very tuned in to the teachers and their problems/complaints -- I went to every meeting the public was permitted to attend -- and I was in the teaching program at college for several semesters before switching to psychology. So the shortcomings of this country's public education system are something I'm quite aware of. Nevertheless, this documentary still taught me a few things, and the kids (and their families) who were profiled/followed were just wonderful. Watching the lotteries near the end was a little stessful because I'd come to care about the kids so much. [Rating: 4 stars]

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Feb. 4th, 2011 11:13 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] abe inna hat)
And for my final catch-up clickies post, I bring you mental_floss's Weird Week in Review, Weekend Links, and Daily Cup of Links since Christmas.





- Odd travel requests on planes
- Goth wedding pictures
- LOLarious obituaries
- How humans freeze (and thaw)
- Real, Live "Practice Babies"
- North American English dialects
- An interactive map of 15 years of UFO sightings
- 2000 vs. 2010: How the world has changed
- 2010 movie box office
- If the Best Picture nominee posters told the truth...
- The New Yorker profiles Guillermo del Toro
- Lessons in Manliness from Atticus Finch
- Riverside Hospital, the quarantine hospital that housed Typhoid Mary.
- Indoor Desert
- Beautiful starfish
- San Diego Zoo’s first baby of the year: a Satanic Leaf-tailed Gecko
- Silk. Oooh, colors...

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Feb. 4th, 2011 12:27 am
thewlisian_afer: ([books] hugh)
Yesterday's clickies post was just about five weeks of numbered lists. This one is just about five weeks of material from weird news feeds.





- DNA Discovery May Make Chocolate Tastier

- A Filipino man solved his own murder when he inadvertently caught his killer on camera while taking a family snap just moments before he was shot.

- An anonymous crime fighter -- complete with mask and skin-tight rubber suit -- has made the news after chasing off a would-be car crook. But apparently he's not always a success.

- Orange Alligator Spotted in Florida

- Man sneezes out bullet... after being shot in the head

- A hair transplant patient was stunned when he shaved his head and discovered the word ‘W****R’ – etched into his SCALP.

- Taiwan has been experimenting with a simple solution to the perennial problems of pollution, smell and excessive water use on pig farms: train the pigs to use a toilet.

- A serving soldier who tried to make a phone-call proposal to his girlfriend, accidentally left a voicemail popping the big question on a wrong number.

- An Idaho library has closed the book on a string of condiment attacks against its book-drop now that the ketchup-wielding criminal has been jailed.

- Man saved from freezing in park in his underwear 'because he was so drunk'

- A horse racing event in Australia had to be postponed last week, after the track was invaded by a group of kangaroos.

- Naughty message found on kids' V-Day candy

- Add another theory to the list! Italian art historians have claimed the model for the Mona Lisa was a male apprentice and possible lover of Leonardo da Vinci.

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Feb. 3rd, 2011 06:34 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] stop that)
I haven't done clickies at all in the new year. :o So I'm putting the last few days of 2010, all of January, and the first couple days of February all together. This post will be all the interesting numbered lists from that time. In a day or two, I'll do one with news and miscellanea.



- 20 Logos That Resemble Male Genitalia
- 18 Weird Wikipedia Entries
- 16 Iconic Bunnies
- 15 Celebs That Met Their SNL Parody Actors
- 12 Font Fails That Will Bring Out Your Inner Fifth Grader
- 12 Things Improved With Rainbows

- 10 Mashups You Should Have Listened To In 2010
- 10 Best-Dressed Literary Characters
- 10 Best Fictional Detectives
- 10 New Books to Kick Off the New Year
- 10 Lesser-Known Fictional Games
- 10 Out-of-Control TV Teens
- 10 Creative Hollywood Kills
- 10 Horrifying Video Game Enemies
- 10 Bizarre Toys for Kids (I had one of these.)
- 10 Great Philanthropists Who Are Kids
- 10 Plus-Sized Models
- 10 Sex Demons
- 10 'Vampire' Serial Killers
- 10 Badasses You (Probably) Don't Know
- 10 Truly Badass Saints
- 10 Cultural Touchstones of the ’90s That Should Never Come Back

- 9 Book Displays That Will Make You Fear For Humanity
- 7 Craziest Sexual Arousal Tests Ever Used
- 7 Myths Mythbusters Proved That We Still Can’t Believe Are True (My favorite isn't here: You can polish a turd.)
- 6 Instances Of Actual Blood Libel, Not Imagined Ones
- 6 Plot Threads Famous Movies Forgot to Resolve
- 5 Ways to Respond to Bathroom Gender Harassment
- 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Winston Churchill
- 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Edgar Allan Poe
- 5 Topics The Palins Shouldn’t “Expertly” Discuss (Number 6: Everything else.)

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