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Aug. 20th, 2010 03:57 am
thewlisian_afer: ([totems] lion (center) - safe and sleepy)
News:

- Real-life Quasimodo uncovered in Tate archives

- Sarah Palin Supports Dr. Laura Via Twitter. She ought to just get it over with and attend a Westboro Baptist Church protest outside an abortion clinic wearing a KKK uniform with a swastika emblazoned on the back or something. It would save people the trouble of ever being surprised by something like this again.

- Man steals bike to make probation meeting. It was the best idea he had since the plan that got him probation in the first place.

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Siskel and Ebert Review the Worst Movies Ever

- Small Town Noir: small-time true crime from New Castle, PA.

- How Jelly Belly Invents Flavors

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Numbered Lists:

- 25 Most Disturbing Movies Ever (according to totalfilm.com)
- 15 Unfortunate Advertisement Juxtapositions
- 13 Dog Breed Names Explained
- 10 Odd Taxes
- 10 People with Photographic Memories
- 9 Unusual College Policies
- 9 People Whose Bodies May Be Missing
- 8 Nickelodeon Game Show Hosts: Where Are They Now?
- 7 Comforting Mom Sayings That Really Aren't
- 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School

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Aug. 16th, 2010 12:41 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] abe inna hat)
First of all:

VOTE FOR PARKER. He is my friend Kat's baby. :D It requires no sign-up and only takes a minute of your time!

Likewise, VOTE FOR ROSE, my friend Saban's sister. No sign-up! Just a quick click!

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News:

- "Actress Emma Thompson has angered residents of the Isle of Wight by joking that they stone and flog homosexuals." Poor islanders. I'm sure none of them ever make any jokes about the Welsh fucking sheep or anything like that. They're such victims.

- "A prisoner in North Dakota has amazingly scoffed a pair of spectacles in a bizarre tantrum."

- "Council workers painted yellow lines over a squashed hedgehog rather than move it from the road." ...There is a picture.

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- The Gashlycrumb Tinies: always worth a re-read.

- The FiveBooks interview archive

- Do you ever wonder what you should do with your life? This site will tell you.

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Greatest Saturday Morning Cartoons
- 10 Cryptids That Turned Out to be Real
- 10 Bizarre Shoes in History
- 10 Sayings and their Strange Origins
- 10 Weird and Funny Baby Behaviors
- 5 Fundamental Concepts We Can't Hash Out as a Species
- 5 Not So Super Real-Life Heroes and Villains
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
So, after Inception (which I have still neglected to review -- OOPS) teh intartoobz, or at least my corner of it, seems to have become completely and utterly obsessed with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I'd seen him in a woefully small number of things (10 Things I Hate About You, (500) Days of Summer, a handful of Third Rock episodes) and was never much of a fan. But he took over my Tumblr dashboard, stealing the title of Tumblr King from RDJ, and I realized ... he looks quite a lot like my oldest nephew. I love that kid LIEK WOAH so obviously this endeared JGL to me and I was prompted to check out more of his work. I think this set of reviews has the highest average rating of any set I've ever posted. Apparently, JGL has pretty good taste in his work projects. In my opinion, at least.





Manic (2001)

Filmed in cinema verité style with a handheld camera, Jordan Melamed's unsettling ensemble drama follows teenager Lyle Jensen (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) as he's committed to the juvenile ward of a mental institution after brutally beating another boy. There, he encounters a pack of equally lost souls, including a girl who hurts herself (Zooey Deschanel), a 12-year-old child molester (Cody Lightning) and a bipolar teen planning an escape (Michael Bacall).


It always disturbs me a little when I watch movies/TV shows that take place in psych wards because I have this tendency to identify really strongly with multiple characters. But then people point out that crazy is just normal under a microscope and I feel a little better. XD Anyway, I adored everything about this movie and the only reason I didn't give it five stars is because I could never watch it back-to-back. I'd need to at least take a nap between viewings; it's very emotionally draining. But the characters are wonderful -- I felt like I knew them, and I dare you to watch it and not feel the same way -- and their relationships are complex and interesting. It made me actually cry twice and I completely lost count of the times it almost made me cry. I'd like say more but I really can't without going into things that I save for friends-only posts... [Rating: 4.5 stars]



Mysterious Skin (2004)

Gregg Araki's riveting drama, based on a novel by Scott Heim, brings together two unlikely heroes (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Brady Corbet): a young man who makes a living by selling his body on the streets and another who's convinced he was once abducted by aliens. But it seems they have unspeakable tragedy in common as both of them discover they were abused as children. What results is a friendship built on despair but rife with hope.


This was a very hard movie to watch. Not because it wasn't good, but because it was. It's disturbingly realistic. A few times, I found myself leaning away from the screen and I didn't even realize it until I got far enough away that it actually had an effect on my vision. So I recommend this one with a warning. It's very triggering, so know what you're getting into if you decide to watch it. I'm very glad I did, but I'm fairly certain I never will again. One time left a deep enough impression. [Rating: 4 stars]



Brick (2005)

When a secret crush turns up dead and the murderer is anyone's guess, teenage loner Brendan Fry (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is forced to navigate his school's social network through intense interactions with thespians, band geeks and druggies (including a grown-up Lukas Haas). This unconventional film noir marked a promising debut for writer-director Rian Johnson, picking up a Special Jury Prize at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival.


HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS MOVIE? A LOT. Picture a hardboiled detective story, done noir-style, but set in suburbia and peopled with high school students. And starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And Lukas Haas (whose ears really deserve separate billing). Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. I can see how some people might not think it's so great, but if any of those genres tickle your fancy, I can't see how you could feel anything less than adoration. I have to mention my favorite part was when Lukas Haas (as a frickin' drug baron for high schoolers) picks up JGL and he's sitting in the back of this ugly conversion van with a hideously 80s table lamp sitting there next to him. I laughed so hard. ♥ [Rating: 4.5 stars]



The Lookout (2007)

Oscar-nominated screenwriter Scott Frank makes his directorial bow in this intelligent crime thriller starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Chris Pratt, a down-and-out janitor with memory problems recruited by bank robbers planning a heist. The ensemble cast includes Jeff Daniels as a blind man who helps Chris remember what's important, with Matthew Goode and Isla Fisher playing the parts of the con artists who exploit him.


I always forget how much I like Jeff Daniels unless I'm actually watching him. I think it's probably because if I just picture him, it's always as Harry in Dumb and Dumber, which ... yeah, NO. Heh. Also, I've seen Matthew Goode in some other stuff, but never noticed how attractive he is. I need to pay better attention. Anyway! I thought this was a pretty great heist film; nice action and tension, good characters, well-written script, tight story... I would like to see Scott Frank do some more directing, I think. [Rating: 4 stars]



Stop-Loss (2008)

After a tour in Iraq, decorated hero Sgt. Brandon King (Ryan Phillippe) returns home to his small Texas town and tries to readjust to civilian life. But when he's called up again as part of the military's controversial stop-loss program, he decides to go AWOL. Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Channing Tatum play Brandon's war buddies, and Timothy Olyphant is his stern commanding officer in this poignant antiwar drama from director Kimberly Peirce.


When asked about my favorite movie genres, I never even think to list war movies. And yet almost every time I watch one, I end up really enjoying it. I didn't even realize Kimberly Peirce directed this one until after it was over; I probably would have liked it even more if I'd gone into it knowing that, because I've really liked her work in the past. There were good performances all around, but Channing Tatum was the stand-out for me. Also, it was weird to see Ciaran Hinds playing a Texan. When he showed up on screen, it took me a few seconds to figure out who the hell he was. He doesn't belong that far away from Ireland! XD Also, I rather enjoyed hearing Joseph Gordon-Levitt sing. [Rating: 3.5 stars]

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Aug. 13th, 2010 12:32 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] stop that)
News:

- "A man was jailed [...] on Thursday for assaulting a Gypsy fortune teller who predicted that he would be jailed [...]" ...Yeah.

- Birmingham gay couple save life of man who abused them

- Pea plant grows inside man's lung

- Google's count of 130 million books is probably bunk

- Not exactly news, but Dr. Laura is a DOUCHEBAG.

- "A Swedish man has been arrested after he allegedly demanded a refund from the father of a 13-year-old girl whom he had paid to have sex with him but was a no-show."

- Pastor arrested protesting school's evil mascot

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Unused but Useful: OED's Reject List

- Why Shatner Stole Nimoy's Bicycle

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Numbered Lists:

- 20 Vile Shots You Know Somebody Drank
- 19 Corn on the Cob Recipes
- 18 Strange Gardens
- 12 LOST Theories That Were Better Than the Actual Show
- 10 Interesting Cupcake Flavors
- 10 Kids Punished in Public
- 8 Theme Park Rides I Wouldn't Wait in Line For
- 7 Legenday Cartoonists' First Strips
- 5 Strange and Deadly Foods
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Keeping up my tradition of reviewing all of the After Dark HorrorFest films together, these are the films from 2009.

Past HorrorFest reviews:
2006 After Dark HorrorFest
2007 After Dark HorrorFest
2008 After Dark HorrorFest





Dread (2009)

Assisted by two naïve classmates, duplicitous Quaid (Shaun Evans) conducts a devious research project examining students' innermost fears. Once armed with data, Quaid methodically torments his hapless subjects, taking full advantage of their weaknesses. Adapted from a short story by Clive Barker, writer-director Anthony DiBlasi's horror movie offers a potent mixture of heart-pounding thrills and extreme violence. Jackson Rathbone co-stars.

Dear Jackson Rathbone; Please be in more things that aren't Twilight. Sincerely, Me. This movie is based on the only Books of Blood story that doesn't touch on the supernatural, which, of course, makes it so much scarier to me and therefore one of my favorites, so I was wary. I needn't have been, though. The writer/director has worked with Clive Barker before -- notably on The Midnight Meat Train which I loved -- and is familiar with his work. He did a really nice job of taking a very myopic (to steal a perfect word from the dreadcentral.com review) narrative and turning it into a tense, disturbing and very watchable film. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Graves (2010)

When sisters Megan (Clare Grant) and Abby (Jillian Murray) Graves go on a road trip before recent college graduate Megan starts a job in New York, their fun search for a silly roadside attraction turns into a nightmare after they stumble into evil Skull City. The supernatural residents of this abandoned mine town like to rip out visitors' souls, and after Megan is badly wounded, Abby must fight to save them both in this bloody spine-chiller.

There is not anything good about this movie. The script is awful, the music is obvious, the acting is mediocre at best but mostly terrible, the characters are all either flat or annoying, the plot is weak and wandering, and the ending is stupid. This flick is just bad, and not in the fun way. [Rating: 1 star]



The Final (2010)

Dane (Marc Donato), an unpopular high school student, leads a group of outcasts seeking revenge on the popular kids who harassed and humiliated them for years -- and their plan includes gruesome forms of torture learned in history class and horror films. Confining the bullies at the remote house Dane inherited, the outcasts turn the tables and subject their victims to a night of grisly treatment in this gory horror flick.

Keep an eye out for Lindsay Seidel, folks. When she gets famous, remember you heard about her here first. She was the highlight of this movie. Overall, it really isn't a bad little horror flick. It's paced slowly but steadily. It doesn't use jump scares or shock shots. It's really about the psychology of these outcast and bullies, both before and after the torturer/victim roles are switched. There was one thing, though, that really annoyed me. The ringleader, Dane, basically monologues through the whole thing, and he places blame everywhere but on himself, acting like he had no choice but to trick, drug, trap and torture his classmates. I mean, when one of the bullies asks him who gave him the right to judge them, he says God did. Argh. [Rating: 3 stars]



Kill Theory (2009)

A celebratory vacation turns into a nightmare for a group of recent college graduates when a sadistic sociopath forces them into a horrific game: They must kill each other off until only one survivor remains. As tensions grow and the murders begin, relationships falter and new alliances are formed. Chris Moore directs this gory slasher flick that stars Agnes Bruckner, Taryn Manning and Patrick Flueger.

For a horror movie in general? Pretty damn good. For what I've come to expect of HorrorFest films? FUCKING AWESOME. This is my favorite of this year's entries so far, and I can't imagine anything else bumping it out of that top spot. There were some major weak points in the dialogue, but mostly near the beginning. Other than that, I have nothing to complain about. The concept is not a new one by any means and this movie is more toned down than most of the others like it but that doesn't matter at all. The characters aren't stereotypes, the acting was surprisingly excellent, the tension was impressive, and the ending actually caught me by surprise. I just... Wow. [Rating: 4 stars]



Lake Mungo (2008)

When a series of inexplicable supernatural events strikes their home, Russell (David Pledger) and June (Rosie Traynor) Palmer try to figure out exactly what is behind the tragic drowning death of Alice (Talia Zucker), their 16-year-old daughter. A psychic (Steve Jodrell) might be able to help them. Joel Anderson writes and directs this psychological thriller; Martin Sharpe, Scott Terrill and Tamara Donnellan co-star.

I ... liked this movie. But I'm not really sure why it was a HorrorFest entry. It's not really scary. It's creepy at best, and mostly just interesting. "Psychological thriller"? Hardly. I read a review somewhere that said it was more "watered-down mystery" than horror, which I think is accurate. It's shot as a documentary, which I like because you can get all kinds of exposition in without awkward dialogue. The trouble with that, though, is you then have to get actors who can really sell that they're telling the story in their own words instead of from a script. They definitely did that; there were excellent performances all around. But there's no payoff. The viewer is left hanging. [Rating: 3 stars]



The Reeds (2009)

When a group of London friends boating through Norfolk Broads takes a wrong turn in the dense, reedy waters, they find themselves haunted by a terrifying and ancient evil in this eerie spine chiller directed by Nick Cohen. It soon becomes apparent that they're no match for the malevolent forces that lurk in the vast waterway. Eli Marienthal, Scarlett Alice Johnson, Geoff Bell and Emma Catherwood star.

I, uh ... don't think I got it. And if I did get it, it was stupid. But I was never bored at any point during the whole thing! It has that going for it, at least. [Rating: 1.5 stars]



Hidden (2009)

Kai Koss (Kristoffer Joner) returns to his family's eerie woodland estate and makes plans to sell the house, hoping to put the memories of his tragic childhood behind him. But a presence even more wicked than his abusive mother has taken up residence in the place. Pål Øie (Dark Woods) writes and directs this atmospheric horror flick from Norway. Karin Park, Arthur Berning and Bjarte Hjelmeland co-star.

The main actor was fantastic. The look and feel were deliciously creepy. The premise is promising. I'd watch this movie again without complaint if someone wanted me to watch it with them. But there were a lot of flaws. I was utterly baffled until about halfway through -- none of the backstory is ever stated outright and it's in Norwegian so you're reading subtitles when it would be more beneficial to be picking up visual clues. And the pacing is so slow that I kept wondering "When's it going to really start?" right up until it ended. At which point I still wasn't entirely sure what just happened, because I think the writer pulled a double-Shyamalan. ...Maybe even a triple. Whatever, confused or not at the end, I thought it was a fairly well-spent hour and a half. And on a side note: Bless HorrorFest for letting the token foreign entry be something not Asian this year. [Rating: 3 stars]



ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

When flesh-eating zombies assault their idyllic town, a ragtag group of locals -- including gay couple Tom (Doug Fahl) and Lance (Cooper Hopkins), Iranian American college student Frida (Janette Armand) and conservative Rev. Haggis (Bill Johns) -- join forces to repel the brutal onslaught. Set in a paranoid post-9/11 America, this nerve-racking horror movie offers witty social satire as well as an abundance of blood and guts.

This movie has some really funny moments. Seriously hysterical. But the social commentary is too heavy-handed. The stereotypes are taken to the extreme, and then a little further. It's completely anvilicious. And I'm usually all for making fun of how stupid conservative Christians and extreme right-wingers can be. But all of them aren't that bad and that seems to be the movie's message. The funny parts were seriously awesome but there just weren't enough of them to make up for the preaching. [Rating: 2 stars]



And as a wrap-up, here's the order I'd put them in after watching them, best to worst:

01.) Kill Theory
02.) Dread
03.) Hidden
04.) Lake Mungo
05.) The Final
06.) Zombies of Mass Destruction
07.) The Reeds
08.) The Graves

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Aug. 9th, 2010 01:00 am
thewlisian_afer: ([totems] crow (above) - pirate)
News:

- OH HOLY SHIT THANK GOD of the Day: Newborn Declared Dead Wakes Up in Casket

- Funnier With a Dirty Mind of the Day: Fisherman hospitalized by beaver

- Proof That the Internet Isn't All Assholes of the Day: Man Asks Reddit For Help Photoshopping Last Photo With Mother Who Died of Cancer

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Last Words of the Executed

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Modified My Little Ponies
- 10 Underground Cities
- 10 Fascinating Sealed and Secret Documents
- 5 Journalists Who Gave Everything for the Story
- 5 Toy Commercials Disguised as Kids Shows
- 5 of the "Best" Worst Comic Villains

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Aug. 2nd, 2010 12:10 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] matt - eleven bow tie)
News:

- Bedridden man eaten by maggots. You don't really even need to read this one, do you? That pretty much says it all. And, no, actually reading it won't make the mental image any better. Sorry.

- The Triceratops Never Existed, It Was Actually a Young Version Of Another Dinosaur. ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC. But some of the comments on the article are great.

- "A hen in China appears to be suffering from some kind of identity crisis, apparently believing that it's a penguin." Aww. I love her.

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Numbered Lists:

- 11 Regional Soft Drink Stories
- 10 Bizarre Travel Guides
- 10 Terrifying Movie Questions
- 10 Crimes of Men on Death Row
- 4 Ridiculous Movie/TV Plots That Actually Happened

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Jul. 30th, 2010 12:40 am
thewlisian_afer: ([pr0n] bunnies)
News:

- Swan accused of killing first wife, driving two more away . And I always say geese are bastards... Sheesh!

- Officers dismantle police car to rescue kitten. The last line makes the story. Oh, kittehs...

- Elderly tomato gardeners conned into growing cannabis. I usually really hate people who take advantage of the elderly. But I have to admit this made me LOL a little bit.

- Man robs bank in clown pants and fake breasts. Because of course he did.

- Falling goat hits hiker off mountain in 50ft fall. That's one you don't hear every day.

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Maps of places in classic literature

- Niche Blogs: The English Language

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Numbered Lists:

- 10 (More) Commonly Believed Medical Myths
- 10 (More) Mysterious Islands in Fiction
- 10 Infamous Islands of Exile
- 10 Awesome and Campy B Horror Movies
- 10 Asshole Hosts in TV History
- 8 Sea Monsters & Their Real Life Equivalents
- 7 Different Seven Wonders Lists
- 5 Nastiest Databases On the Internet
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
I was in a Colin Firth sort of mood. Of course, I'm never not in a Colin Firth mood, but ... I kind of had a craving.





The Accidental Husband (2008)

Radio talk show host Emma Lloyd (Uma Thurman) has always led a sensible life, with the right career and the right fiancé (Colin Firth) ... until she learns the shocking news that she's already married to another man (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) she's never even met. When Emma finally comes face-to-face with her "accidental husband," his carefree approach to life prompts her to re-examine all of her choices, including her impending marriage.


I didn't dislike this movie, which surprised me a little. I'm not a Jeffrey Dean Morgan fan; something about the way he talks annoys me, and I almost always strongly dislike the characters he plays. I actually enjoyed him here, though. I guess there's a first time for everything! I tend not to like most romantic comedies but I'd watch this one again. [Rating: 3 stars]



Where the Truth Lies (2005)

In Atom Egoyan's period crime drama, based on Rupert Holmes's novel, a young journalist (Alison Lohman) investigates the mysterious demise of beloved comedy duo Lanny Morris (Kevin Bacon) and Vince Collins (Colin Firth) two decades after their split. Back in the 1950s, Vince and Lanny were the darlings of showbiz. But when a beautiful girl was found dead in their hotel room, their longtime friendship ended … even though both funnymen had alibis.


I liked looking at this movie but I wasn't overly impressed with the story. I thought Alison Lohman's character figured too much out by simple epiphany; more often than not, she seemed to just have a random brainwave instead of actually following clues to get answers. Colin Firth's character was very complicated, and I like seeing him play someone so dark. But other than that, this movie didn't do a lot for me. [Rating: 3 stars]



Easy Virtue (2008)

American widow Larita (Jessica Biel) meets John (Ben Barnes), a wealthy young Englishman, in France and impulsively marries him. But when they visit his family at their country estate, Larita receives a chilly reception from her virulent new mother-in-law (Kristin Scott Thomas). As she waits impatiently to move on with life in London, Larita forms a subtle bond with John's father (Colin Firth) while John falls further under his mother's spell.


What a cast. ♥ So, anyway, this film is based on a Noël Coward play, which should give you a hint that it ought to be good fun. It does, indeed, vary nicely between being deadly serious and completely hilarious. And I found the soundtrack endlessly amusing, as well; there are Noël Coward songs and other jazz standards from the time, but there are also modern songs redone in that style. It's a little strange, and I like it. I also like how I could find at least a little fault in even the most sympathetic characters, and had a little sympathy for even the most horrible ones. I watched this one twice before sending it back to Netflix. And, actually, I watched the tango scene six times. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



St. Trinian's School for Bad Girls (2007)

When a fanatical education minister (Colin Firth) threatens to close St. Trinian's for its dreadful reputation and potential financial crash, the student body -- made up of a gaggle of devilish girls -- plans a lucrative heist worthy of a million detentions. With a rowdy headmistress (Rupert Everett) and a clumsy faculty, swiping Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring" turns into a riotous good time. Russell Brand and Mischa Barton co-star.


This movie was a really pleasant surprise. I expected I'd find it silly and stupid and possibly even boring. On the contrary, it made me laugh quite a lot. I hate to admit it, but I like Russell Brand. Female!Rupert Everett is a riot. And drunk/drugged Colin Firth is absolutely worth watching. ...So is drugged Stephen Fry! And I liked how all the girls' different cliques came together when their school was in trouble. Fun movie. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)

When his father (Jim Broadbent) becomes terminally ill, Blake Morrison (Colin Firth) struggles to come to terms with the charming but duplicitous man he really was, reliving the memories that shaped their relationship through a series of flashbacks. As Blake travels between his wife and two children in London and his childhood home, his emotional difficulty is mirrored in the agony his father confronts as he succumbs to the cancer.


I saved this one for last in this batch because I was certain it would make me cry and I wanted to avoid that for as long as possible. It did make me cry, but only at the very end. It kept me sad through the entire hour and a half, though. This is a really touching film about life and death and love and regret, full of wonderful performances. The fact that it's a true story adds to its power. There was also some really fantastic camerawork; lovely long shots, gorgeous close-ups of the actors, lots of voyeuristic and in-the-mirror shots... ...Also, there was a dachshund (COLIN FIRTH WITH A DACHSHUND!) so that earned some points from me. XD [Rating: 4 stars]

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Jul. 26th, 2010 12:17 am
thewlisian_afer: ([writing] schadenfreude proves unruly)
News:

- Jesus found in chicken's feathers. "If you squint, tilt your head to one side, and stand roughly 3ft away, you can make out the face of Jesus in Gloria's feathers. Sort of."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Joan Holloway's best advice

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Numbered Lists:

- 12 Worst Name-Generating Websites
- 10 Fascinating and Unique Crocodilians
- 10 Bizarre Cryptids
- 10 Books that Screwed Up the World
- 7 Darkest Weird Al Songs
- 7 Avatar Image Types Explained
- 5 Lame Comic Book Deaths

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Jul. 23rd, 2010 07:18 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] matt - eleven bow tie)
News:

- "A Bosnian man who claims he is being targeted by extraterrestrials after a series of meteorite strikes on his house has now been hit by a sixth space rock in the space of a few years."

- Parasailing donkey investigated as animal cruelty

- Real hare runs onto greyhound track during race

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- The world's oldest doodle.

- Anansi Stories Index. Loved these when I was little. My mother's mom used to tell them to me all the time.

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Numbered Lists:

- 28 Fictional Characters on Twitter
- 25 Horrifying Meat Products
- 23 Cheerfully Dark Songs
- 10 Most Confusing Films
- 10 Most Influential Psychiatrists
- 10 Bizarre Human Mysteries
- 10 Bizarre but Cuddly Plush Toys
- 7 Fugitives who Became Folk Heroes

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Jul. 19th, 2010 01:31 am
thewlisian_afer: ([h&w] neener! lulz!)
News:

- "Oscar winner Mickey Rourke is reportedly interested in making a movie about the life of gay rugby player Gareth Thomas."

- "Workmen painting white lines on a main road left a gap for a dead badger lying in the middle of it - because it 'wasn't their responsibility' to clear it up." (Complete with photo.)

- "Police were forced to rescue a female llama from a busy German motorway after she ran onto the road to get away from an over-enthusiastic male llama."

- Lost Chaplin Film To Get Premiere At Last

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Every Doctor Who villain. Really. All of them. Since 1963.

- Drawing Under the Influence of LSD

- The Vuvuzela Game. How long can you last? As I type this, my counter is at 267 and I'm nowhere near annoyed yet, so...

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Numbered Lists:

- 10 Sexiest Mad Men Scenes
- 10 (More) Gruesome Torture Devices
- 10 Incredibly Painful Rites of Initiation
- 10 Ridiculous Criminal Acts

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Jul. 16th, 2010 07:40 am
thewlisian_afer: ([music] skeletal rave)
News:

- "An Australian drunk was taken to hospital with leg injuries after he scaled a fence at a zoo and tried to ride a crocodile." Well, of course he did. Because why not?

- Boy dies during exorcism ceremony. [insert angry face here]

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Perfect Bid: How Terry Kniess Beat The Price Is Right

- I Write Like... "Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers."

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Numbered Lists:

- 12 People Who Died Performing
- 10 Most Rented Netflix Movies
- 10 Weird Zombie Movies
- 10 Best of the Worst Films
- 10 Things You Can Eat at a Fast Food Place and Not Feel Guilty
- 10 Crazy Scientific Theories
- 10 (More) Bizarre and Fascinating Medical Tales
- 10 Unexpected Horror Writers
- 10 Celebrity Writers Actually Worth Reading
- 10 Surprising Ghost Writers
- 10 Female Assassins
- 9 Circus Deaths (plus one that never happened)
- 7 Sports Phrases That Make Us Snicker Like 12-Year-Olds
- 5 Famous Cases of Police Corruption
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Still riding the wave of that RDJ crush...





Heart and Souls (1993)

Hollow-hearted yuppie Robert Downey Jr. gets hot-wired to the ghosts of four people who died as he was being born. Their time in limbo is drawing to a close, just when his girlfriend (Elisabeth Shue) grows tired of his commitment phobia. To fend off being dumped, Downey must help the phantasmic four (Tom Sizemore, Kyra Sedgwick, Alfre Woodard and Charles Grodin) fulfill their final wishes.


The first half of this movie was sooooo incrediblyyyyy booorinnng. But then the ghosts figure out they can actually possess RDJ's body and then it's worth watching. Because then he's not only playing his character, he's playing other people's characters in his character's body. OMG complicated! And really hysterical at times. Nobody in the universe would ever call this fine cinema (and if they do, please never trust their opinions on anything) but it was pretty fun and I'm glad I watched it. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



True Believer (1989)

Burnt-out civil rights lawyer James Woods's career has devolved into defense for known drug dealers. But he gets a shot at redemption when a starry-eyed legal assistant (Robert Downey Jr.) goads him into taking the case of an innocent man who's spent 8 years in jail for a murder he didn't commit. Woods sizzles in the film that Leonard Maltin calls "entertaining all the way."


Pretty typical courtroom fare. It's worth watching if you're a fan of James Woods or RDJ or Kurtwood Smith. Otherwise, it's really nothing special. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



The Gingerbread Man (1998)

Successful Georgia attorney Rick Magruder (Kenneth Branagh) becomes obsessed with sultry client Mallory Doss (Embeth Davidtz) in this atmospheric thriller penned by John Grisham and directed by Robert Altman. When Magruder attempts to protect Doss from her religious-fanatic father (Robert Duvall), the barrister soon finds his career -- and his children -- under threat. Tom Berenger, Robert Downey Jr. and Daryl Hannah costar.


I don't have a single complaint about this movie. Unfortunately, I don't really have a whole lot of praise for it, either. It kept my attention (after the first twenty minutes or so) and the cast was fantastic. But there was nothing really outstanding or particularly memorable about it. [Rating: 3 stars]



A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006)

Robert Downey Jr. stars in director Dito Montiel's autobiographical coming-of-age drama set in blue-collar Queens, N.Y. While his young friends all seem to end up as junkies, inmates or corpses, Dito (Downey) miraculously escapes the same fate. He attributes that to divine intervention from a group of "saints," who are the same friends whose path he tries so hard to avoid. Dianne Wiest, Chazz Palminteri, Shia LaBeouf and Rosario Dawson co-star.


I had to let this movie sink in a little bit before writing this. As I was watching, there were parts that bored me or that made me think, "Why is this important enough to show? Why wasn't this on the cutting room floor?" Some of those thoughts lingered for a while after the movie ended. I still liked it, though, even when I wasn't exactly riveted. There was some really excellent acting. Every scene where Chazz Palminteri was interacting with either Shia LaBeouf or RDJ was just amazing, and there was one near the end with RDJ and Rosario Dawson that I'm especially fond of. There were several parts that I watched three or four times before sending the DVD back to Netflix. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Weird Science (1985)

When teen geeks Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith) use a computer to create Lisa (Kelly LeBrock), a gorgeous woman with a genius IQ, they enlist her help to boost their seemingly pathetic social status. But she thinks the boys just need a lesson in courage. John Hughes writes and directs this classic 1980s teen comedy that co-stars Bill Paxton, Robert Rusler and Robert Downey Jr.


I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing this movie and been okay with that. I'm not a Brat Pack fan and I've only ever actually liked one John Hughes movie. I just stuck this one on my queue because I needed one more thing that RDJ was in to make a full review set, and this is one of those movies that makes people say "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" when you admit you've never seen it. Now, of course, I'll just get the "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" when I admit I don't like it, but ... whatever! [Rating: 2 stars]

[clickies]

Jul. 9th, 2010 12:57 am
thewlisian_afer: ([thewlis] lucky can)
News:

- "A family in India kept their 72-year-old uncle in a coffin for two years after he refused to hand over his farm to them."

- "A priest who lied about having cancer has been charged with stealing more than £850,000 from church coffers to spend on male escorts, strip clubs and Armani clothes. "

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- You Were Doing It Wrong. Answers to the question, "What in life did it take you a surprisingly long time to realize you've been doing wrong all along?"

- The Best Movies Never Made

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Thoughtful Teenage Bedroom Layouts
- 27 Huge Burgers
- 10 Movies Hipsters Need to Get Over
- 10 WTF Movie Endings
- 10 Crazy-Looking New Deep-Sea Creatures
- 10 Awful Ways To Be Killed By An Animal
- 10 Most Terrifying Places on Earth
- 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days On the Calendar
- 8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think
- 6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
- 6 Weird Scientific Studies
- 5 Terrifying Powers of the Insect World

[clickies]

Jul. 5th, 2010 12:14 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] jackman - muffins!)
Most anemic clickies post of all time? I think perhaps.


- 50 Best-Shot Films of 1998-2008 (YMMV)
- 20 (More) Famous Last Words
- 10 Creative Playing Card Decks
- 10 Best Flip-Flops of Summer 2010 (Want the Quicksilver Pulse Sandals. Want want want.)
- 4 People Who Are Inexplicably Famous

[clickies]

Jul. 2nd, 2010 01:46 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] frankenwolf)
News:

- "Police in Colorado are looking for a man dressed as a leprechaun who was seen jumping around a car park pretending to shoot people with his fingers."

- "A U.S. Airways flight from Atlanta bound for New York City was forced to return to the gate after maggots began spilling out of an overhead luggage compartment as the plane was taxiing down the runway."

- "Two German villages are planning to try settling a centuries-old row over which one is best with a race to see whose wheelie bins are fastest."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest ("a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels") RESULTS

- Video(s): The Reduced Shakespeare Company. WATCH THESE. These guys are great.

- Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974. Nightmare food with hilarious commentary!

- Color Scheme Designer

- Four Word Film Reviews

- Gruesome Plushies

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Numbered Lists:

- 25 Celebrities and Their Animal Look-Alikes
- 20 Worst Beverages in America
- 15 Celebrity Stage Names Explained
- 10 Fireworks Effects to Watch For
- 10 Weird Things People Tried to Smuggle
- 10 Travesties of the Oscars
- 10 Most Popular Girl Names of the 1880s
- 10 Most Popular Boy Names of the 1880s
- 8 Countries with Fascinating Naming Laws
- 6 Sudden Savants
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
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Avatar (2009)

Disabled Marine Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) travels to planet Pandora to become an avatar, ingratiate himself with the natives and help Americans mine lucrative unobtainium. But he finds himself in an interstellar conflict after falling for Na'vi warrior Neytiri (Zoe Saldana). James Cameron writes and directs this Golden Globe-winning CGI odyssey that has broken box office records. Sigourney Weaver and Stephen Lang co-star.


Awesome creature design. I'd watch this again, if I could keep it muted or if I had earplugs. I wouldn't be able to stand James Cameron's mediocre writing and general douchebaggery again. [Rating: 3 stars]



Shutter Island (2010)

World War II soldier-turned-U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) investigates the disappearance of a patient from a hospital for the criminally insane, but his efforts are compromised by his own troubling visions and by Dr. Cawley (Ben Kingsley). Mark Ruffalo, Michelle Williams, Emily Mortimer and Max von Sydow co-star in director Martin Scorsese's plot twist-filled psychological thriller set on a Massachusetts island in 1954.


I like Martin Scorsese. I like Dennis Lehane. I like Leonardo DiCaprio (was not really a fan in his younger days; kind of love him now), Ben Kingsley, Max von Sydow and Elias Koteas. I like movies set in mental hospitals. I like unreliable narrators. I like dark, muted, semi-monochromatic color palettes. I like the soundtrack. This movie just pushed so many of my cinematic buttons. I don't think it's anything that'll stand the test of time and be considered a classic but I quite enjoyed it. I took away half a star, though, because I think the only reason I felt any particular emotional attachment to the characters was because I'd read the book. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



I Sell the Dead (2008)

In this winner of the Slamdance Film Festival Best Cinematography Award, an 19th-century grave robber facing the guillotine confesses his sins to a priest, revealing a life filled with supernatural high jinks. Directed by Glenn McQuaid, the macabre comedy stars Dominic Monaghan as the doomed digger and Ron Perlman as the cleric, and the supporting cast includes Larry Fessenden as the robber's ghoulish cohort.


Well, I liked the music and I liked the opening titles. There were a couple of moments that made me chuckle. Otherwise, I thought this was just silly and a little bit boring. Thankfully, it was short... [Rating: 2.5 stars]



Alice in Wonderland (2010)

A 19-year-old Alice (Mia Wasikowska) journeys through Underland, where she experiences strange ordeals and encounters peculiar characters, including the vaporous Cheshire Cat (voiced by Stephen Fry), the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and the sadistic Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter). Anne Hathaway, Alan Rickman, Matt Lucas and Crispin Glover co-star in director Tim Burton's bold adaptation of the Lewis Carroll classic.


Mixed feelings! Overall, I liked this even a little more than I expected to. I wasn't overly impressed by the first half (except for the score because I worship at the musical altar of Danny Elfman) but then once the White Queen showed up I was totally into it. She wasn't my favorite character or anything, that's just when the movie happened to grab me. I loved the last half hour or so. Between the music and the creature design already making me squee like crazy, I just about exploded when the Jabberwocky started talking. (Christopher Lee does its voice.) Also, Mia Wasikowska is an extremely pretty girl. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Wolfman (2010)

Based on the 1941 classic, this werewolf-themed horror film set in Victorian England centers on Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro), an American man who, upon a visit to London, gets bitten by a werewolf. Talbot had come to England to make amends with his estranged father (Anthony Hopkins), but after a moonlight transformation leaves him with a savage hunger for flesh, family harmony is the least of his worries.


I really wanted to like this movie but I just ... didn't. I really can't even pinpoint why. I have no real complaints about it, and I actually liked the score. It just ... didn't work for me, I guess. I dunno. I nearly gave it 2.5 stars instead of three, but I couldn't bring myself to rate it lower than Avatar. [Rating: 3 stars]

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