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Jun. 28th, 2010 12:23 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] dietrich drag)
News:

- "A Californian couple are due in court accused of trying to sell their six-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Minimalist Movie Representations (This stuff never gets old to me.)

- Video: American "Ethnic" Foods

- Literature Map. Enter the name of an author you like and get other author recommendations.

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Numbered Lists:

- 27 Really Creepy Dolls
- 10 Fictional Male Charmers (Lancelot is a douche. Actually, most of these guys kind of are.)
- 10 Best NYC Food Carts
- 10 Murderers You Secretly Love
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Yes, I am nursing a serious RDJ crush right now. Shut up. XD





Charlie Bartlett (2007)

This comedy follows the exploits of Charlie Bartlett (Anton Yelchin), a miserable high school student who finds a novel way to fit in with his classmates: by pretending to be the school psychiatrist, dispensing advice and the occasional prescription medicine. Charlie's sympathetic ear and ready access to drugs make him popular with the students, but his activities soon attract the unwelcome attention of the school principal (Robert Downey Jr.).


Oh, man. If you can watch this movie and come away without a little crush on Anton Yelchin, you are a far stronger person than I am. I don't think there was anything I didn't like about this film. The story, the characters, their relationships, the soundtrack... Skinny Anton running around outside in his tighty-whities... XD Thumbs up. Would watch again. [Rating: 4 stars]



The Singing Detective (2003)

A Chicago novelist (Robert Downey Jr.) lies bedridden and feverish with an extreme case of psoriasis. Out of boredom, he reworks (in his own mind) the story of his first novel, The Singing Detective, putting himself in the role of the title character. He concocts a fantasy world in which he's in hot pursuit of Nazis in the 1940s, with the help of a few musical numbers. Based on a 1986 BBC miniseries, the film co-stars Robin Wright Penn and Mel Gibson.


I sure didn't dislike this movie. The music was great, RDJ was amazing in a few scenes, and I have to admit that Mel the Douche was quite good, too. But the story didn't grab me and I found myself thinking "This is weird" in a leaning-toward-negative way a couple of times. [Rating: 3 stars]



The Soloist (2008)

This true-life drama tells the poignant tale of Los Angeles newspaper reporter Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr.), who discovers brilliant street musician Nathaniel Ayers (Jamie Foxx), and the unique friendship that transforms both their lives. In helping his new friend deal with his demons, Steve ends up battling with his own. Joe Wright directs this inspiring drama based on the bestselling book by the real Lopez.


I think Joe Wright got lucky with his cast here. There were some really great performances but judging by some of his other directorial choices, I'm not so sure those great performances had anything to do with him. I hesitate to call his directing bad but ... a few scenes really didn't work for me. Mostly the ones where the focus is the music. Two and a half minutes of Beethoven is lovely, but when you're taken out of the story and shown some kind of Fantasia-wannabe synaesthetic light/color show, it sort of loses its charm. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Chaplin (1992)

Through flashbacks and other nonlinear devices, director Richard Attenborough recounts comic icon Charlie Chaplin's (Robert Downey Jr.) poignant journey through triumph, failure, infamy and government persecution. The large cast of characters includes George Hayden (Anthony Hopkins), Douglas Fairbanks (Kevin Kline) and Chaplin's mentally unbalanced mother (Geraldine Chaplin). Downey's performance earned both Oscar and Golden Globe nominations.


Wow. This movie is two and a half hours long but it didn't feel like that at all. It found its pace right away and stuck with it. The cast was amazing (I found myself especially fond of Kevin Kline) and the story is a great one. Not to mention, even aside from the actors, there's always something pretty to look at -- sets, costumes, hair/makeup, &c. [Rating: 4 stars]



In Dreams (1999)

Claire Cooper's (Annette Bening) peaceful family life takes a chilling turn when a mysterious serial killer (Robert Downey Jr.) invades her seemingly idyllic New England town and starts haunting her dreams with dark clues to his next deadly moves. Unable to convince the police, her doctor or even her husband of her link with the madman, Claire must confront the killer alone, before another terrifying dream becomes a reality.


Meh. There was nothing very special about this movie. It wasn't particularly original or clever, nothing on the production side of things stood out, it wasn't one of RDJ's better performances... But Annette Bening plays the role of woman on the edge (or in the middle) of a psychotic break pretty damn well, and I always enjoy watching her. I certainly wasn't bored by this movie, even though nothing stood out. It was a perfectly nice way to spend an hour and forty minutes. [Rating: 3 stars]

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Jun. 25th, 2010 12:09 am
thewlisian_afer: ([rsl] wilson is a penguin!)
News:

- Convict who ate cellmate's lung gets 30 years. And they quote the guy: "What I did, I liked doing." D:

- ThinkGeek gets a 12-page cease and desist order from the National Pork Board over a fake product

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Zodiac Signs Through Body Art. I think Aquarius is my favorite one.

- BRUCE CAMPBELL'S Soup Labels. Mmm, Cream of Darkness...

- Cephaloblogs

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Numbered Lists:

- 105 Confusing Vintage Horror Comic Covers
- 30 Funny Police Blotters
- 10 Saddest Kids' Movies
- 10 Scary Museums
- 10 Surprisingly Lethal Animals
- 9 Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths (Not sure these are all actually unintentional, but...)
- 7 Historical Cow Tales
- 4 Bzarre Sitcom Episodes

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Jun. 21st, 2010 08:40 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] stop that)
Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- I'm pretty sure I've shared this before, but it's always worth another mention: Flickr Color Search

- Photo set by James Reynolds: Last Suppers

- Glasses: The Ultimate Image-Changer

- Minimalist Movie Posters

- Visual Recipes

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Numbered Lists:

- 15 Cruelest Deaths in Star Trek History
- 15 Shitty TV/Movie Dads
- 10 Actors Who Shared the Spotlight with Dad
- 10 Amazing Phenomena of a Normal Human Mind
- 4 Allegedly Haunted Schools

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Jun. 18th, 2010 02:48 am
thewlisian_afer: ([stephen] flash!)
News:

- French psychiatrists have diagnosed Anakin Skywalker with borderline personality disorder.

- US Man Bitten To Death By His Pet Dogs. If they were his best friends, he wasn't doing so hot...

- Up To 60 Human Heads Discovered At Airport

- Language guru says Obama's Gulf oil disaster speech may have gone over the heads of much of his audience because it was written at nearly a 10th grade level.

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Art by John Kenn - It's been a long time since I've discovered an artist I love this much.

- Quiz: Roald Dahl Story or Horror Movie? (I got 9/12. For all three that I missed, I put "horror movie" when it was a Dahl story. ...I'm gonna need to read those stories ASAP.)

- The Kindness of Strangers - Sift through the comments here when you're feeling down. You'll get some smiles out of it.

- Psycho at 50: What We've Learned from Hitchcock's Horror Classic

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Most Challenging Words (according to The NYT) Defined and Used
- 20 Saddest IMDb Profiles of All Time
- 15 Moments to Visit if You Had a Time Machine
- 11 Dads of Famous Juniors
- 10 Least Visited National Parks
- 10 Weird Laughs
- 10 Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
- 10 Famous Ghost Pictures and Their Stories
- 10 Commonly Misinterpreted Song Meanings
- 10 (More) Truly Bizarre Deaths
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
On Fluther, someone asked about the most disturbing books and movies that people had ever experienced. I took the opportunity to add some things to my Netflix queue and Amazon wish list. Here's a set of movies that my fellow jellies found disturbing and that piqued my interest.





Martyrs (2008)

Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie (Mylène Jampanoï) enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna (Morjana Alaoui), to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge. But when Lucie and Anna investigate further, they discover that they've only scratched the surface of an unspeakably vile secret organization. Pascal Laugier directs this ultraviolent horror film.


I'm not sure what to say about this movie. I liked it. A lot. But I wouldn't recommend it to just anyone. Immediately after I finished it, I gave it a 3.5 star rating, but I decided to let in sink in before I tried to write about it. The brutality faded fast for me, and the cerebral aspects came to the forefront, and my star rating went up a bit. I'd watch it again. I will watch it again. Probably several times. But never right in a row. Because it is brutal. I've decided, though, that I really like this new wave of French horror. [Rating: 4 stars]



Feed (2005)

After uncovering a sexually charged Web site that features morbidly obese women being held captive and taunted with fattening food, Australian cop Richard (Jack Thompson) travels to Ohio to investigate. Viewing the Aussie's appearance as an opportunity for a fun game rather than a reason for him to go offline, the site's sadistic webmaster (Alex O'Loughlin) lures Richard into a dangerous game that's unappetizing, to say the least.


That... I... Why did I even try watching this? That was foolish. I know food squicks me, even when it's not used in a sexual manner. After about the third eroticized feeding scene, I had to mostly stop watching. I didn't turn it off but I angled my DVD player so that I had to lean a little to see the screen and I just listened while working on some stuff on the computer. [Rating: 1 star]



The Collector (2009)

Desperate to be free of his financial debt to his ex-wife, Arkin (Josh Stewart) breaks into his employer's house to snag a jewel he knows will buy him independence. Too bad for him, someone else has gotten there first in this Marcus Dunston-helmed horror fest. Now, Arkin just wants to survive the night when he finds the house's residents tied up, the house rigged with deadly traps and a masked madman engaged in a deadly game of cat and mouse.


I'd read that the script of this movie was originally meant to be a Saw prequel, so my expectations were pretty low. I wound up with a fairly pleasant surprise. The movie started out slow. It's only an hour and a half long and after 25 minutes I commented that there hadn't really been anything to qualify it as horror yet. Almost as soon as I sent that (it was a text message) I had to send another saying, "Oh. Wow. Never mind. There it is." And after that, it was nonstop tension. The slow start was really beneficial, IMO. The reason why I hated the first Saw so much was because I didn't give even the teeny tiniest crap about any of the characters. The first thirty minutes of this movie make sure the characters aren't pointless stock characters. They will feel real and you will care. Also, I loved the soundtrack. There is one thing in particular that I was warned about ahead of time, and I'm very glad of it, so I will warn you, too, in case you decide to watch: the part with the cat...? OMG. Just ... be prepared to make D: faces. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

One of the most notorious films of the 1980s still terrifies. Serial killer Henry serves as mentor to dim-witted fellow killer Otis and as the object of his sister's affections. Trouble is, Henry's heart is too hard for friendship to penetrate. Disturbing, chilling and full of knockout power, this cult classic includes a half-hour interview with writer-director John McNaughton.


Boo. There were maybe ten minutes total that I didn't find hopelessly boring. And I couldn't separate the actor who played Henry from his role in Mallrats... [Rating: 1 stars]



Man Bites Dog (1992)

A satirical look at how the media affects and promotes violence in modern society. Spoofing reality television, a fascinated documentary crew follows a charismatic yet unrepentant serial killer on his murder sprees. The crew attempts to objectively document the horror, but as the violence escalates, they ultimately get sucked into participating. Man Bites Dog won the International Critics' Prize at the 1992 Cannes Film Festival.


Well, that was ... disturbing. Yeah, I know, this set of reviews is for "disturbing" movies, so why am I surprised, right? But most people, when asked to name films that they found disturbing, will name horror and/or thriller flicks. I tend to list crime and/or documentary films. And this sort of hits on both of those categories, and throws in satire, which is just about my favorite thing in the world when it's done well and effectively. This was. Thumbs up. [Rating: 3.5 stars]
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Five more random movies that I wanted to watch.





Iron Man 2 (2010)

Wealthy inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) -- aka Iron Man -- resists calls by the American government to hand over his technology. Meanwhile, Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke) has constructed his own miniaturized arc reactor, causing all kinds of problems for our superhero. Sam Rockwell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle and Samuel L. Jackson co-star in director Jon Favreau's sequel based on Marvel comic book characters.


If you saw the first movie, watch this one, too. If you didn't see the first movie, watch that one, and then watch this one. That's my opinion in its simplest form. Now I'll get into more complicated thoughts. When you sit down to watch IM2, keep in mind that it is not only a superhero comic book movie, but a superhero comic book movie sequel. Precedent suggests it will suck. It doesn't. It's not Academy Award material but it does not suck. It's fun to look at and the music is great. They tried to stuff a lot of plot and action into a relatively small space; it could afford to lose a couple of plot points so the remaining ones could be better developed. But it's still enjoyable. The thing I liked best was how well all the actors fit into their roles. Even the characters that I disliked, I never wished them off the screen because the people who played them made them so much fun to dislike. [Rating: 4 star]



The Losers (2010)

After learning that their handler, Max (Jason Patric), has set them up, a group of disavowed CIA operatives led by Clay -- aka the Colonel (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) -- bands together to bring down their betrayers in this slick action thriller. The film, adapted from the comic book series by Andy Diggle and Jock, co-stars Zoe Saldana, Idris Elba, Chris Evans, Columbus Short and Holt McCallany; Sylvain White directs.


Well, it took about an hour and ten minutes for me to give a crap about any of the characters. But once I did, the last twenty minutes or so were good... I'd watch it again if the right mood hit me, but I doubt I'll ever actually seek it out again. [Rating: 3 star]



Metropia (2009)

In an oil-depleted future, Stockholm native Roger (voiced by Vincent Gallo) navigates the vast web of underground networks that connect Europe. When a voice in his head persists, Roger begins to suspect someone is pulling all the strings of his life. Enlisting the aid of Nina (Juliette Lewis), Roger fights for his own freedom in this beguiling animated feature, which also features the voices of Stellan Skarsgård and Alexander Skarsgård.


Visually, I liked this movie very much. However, the story did not grab me. I'm actually a little baffled by this; it's the sort of thing that would normally hit a whole lot of my buttons. I love dystopian stories... I don't know. It could just be that I failed to really relate to any of the characters. [Rating: 3 star]



Clash of the Titans (1981)

This epic mythological adventure stars Harry Hamlin as Perseus, son of Zeus (Laurence Olivier), who embarks on a series of perilous quests in the hopes of rescuing Princess Andromeda (Judi Bowker) and winning the keys to the kingdom of Joppa. With winged horse Pegasus as his steed, Perseus must answer vexing riddles, capture the head of Medusa and slay a ravenous sea monster. Burgess Meredith and Ursula Andress co-star in this classic tale.


Well, that was fun. I looooove Ray Harryhausen special effects. So cheesy and wonderful! My favorite characters were the little clockwork owl and Ammon (Burgess Meredith's character). But I was kind of squeeful every time any of the Harryhausen characters -- Calibos, Pegasus, Medusa, the kraken, Charon, &c. -- were on the screen. I have to admit, the beginning really kind of bored me, but it picked up for me when Ammon showed up, and by the end I was talking to the screen (MST3K-style). [Rating: 3.5 star]



Kick Ass (2010)

Inspired by his love of comic books, high school student Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) decides to transform himself into a masked crime fighter -- a decision that eventually thrusts the teenager into Internet stardom. Soon, Dave's antics inspire a wave of would-be heroes to don costumes and live out their superhero fantasies. Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Chloe Moretz also star in this comic book adaptation from director Matthew Vaughn.


Okay, that was good. Originally, I had absolutely zero desire to see this movie. Not only was it a superhero/comic book movie (which I always balk at, and maintain that I don't really like, even though I end up liking pretty much every single one I give in to) but it has Nicolas Cage, who irritates the living hell out of me for no particular reason that I can name. But then a bunch of blogs that I follow started lighting up with debate about how wonderful or how awful the movie was. There seemed to be no middle-of-the-road reviews. So, naturally, I had to see it. I'm firmly in the "KICK-ASS KICKS ASS" camp. It clocks in at nearly two hours long and despite my puny, pathetic attention span, I didn't pause it or even look at the clock to see how much longer until the end. Not even once. It kept me thoroughly engaged and entertained from start to finish. And, yes, complain-y blogs, it was violent. But just because there's an 11-year-old main character in it doesn't mean you should let your 11-year-old see it. It's not a kid's movie. Sorry. Even though it was pretty brutal, I didn't feel like it was excessive. Your mileage may vary, and I won't try to tell anyone who thinks the violence was excessive that they're wrong. But it didn't feel that way to me.I think what I liked best about this movie was ... well, okay, it was the soundtrack. But what I liked second best was that it was comic book-y without being cartoon-y; it wasn't goofy but it still made me laugh. [Rating: 4 star]

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Jun. 14th, 2010 07:15 am
thewlisian_afer: ([h&w] neener! lulz!)
Possibly my most anemic clickies post of all time. This weekend was not exciting. XD




News:

"An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it."

But wait. It gets better.

"He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality. But during the ritual [he] passed out as locals and police – drafted in to keep journalists at bay – looked on..."

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Numbered Lists:

- 12 Controversial Games
- 10 Great Lesser Known Horror Films
- 7 Movie Mentors Who Failed Miserably
- 6 People Who Almost Changed History

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Jun. 11th, 2010 04:11 am
thewlisian_afer: ([gaz] emo)
News:

- I'm sorry, I can't not share a headline like this: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler

- "A drunk driver was sentenced to 18 months in jail Tuesday for a crash in Gaithersburg that injured a retired judge who, 11 years earlier in a different drunken-driving case, had spared the man jail time."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- A Series of Questions: This ongoing body of work explores the power dynamics inherent in the questions asked of transgender, transsexual, genderqueer, gender non-conforming, and gender-variant people.

- I know, I know. Stereotyping isn't cool. But come on. Some of these are kinda funny! Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author

- How Well Do You Multitask? This test is a lie. It says my ability to focus is perfect and I can multitask way better than most people. In truth, my attention span is shit and I'm very easily distracted. When I'm being tested, though, it's a whole 'nother story.

- The Hairy Collection. I approve of these undergarments.

- Weirdo Toys

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Most Looked-Up Words from NYTimes.com
- 46 Easy Cupcake Recipes
- 32 Poorly Translated Subtitles
- 22 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know (Or maybe you do. I knew almost half.)
- 15 Great Movies That Were Never Finished
- 15 Books to Read Before They're Adapted For the Screen
- 10 Difficult Literary Works
- 10 Often Misclassified Animated Characters
- 10 Unfortunate Fates of English Kings
- 7 Jobs That Sound Like a Joke
- 6 Companies That Make Money Solving Problems They Made Up
- 5 Strange Injuries
- 5 People Killed by Their Obsessions
- 4 Ridiculously Whiny TV Action Heroes (One I love, one I hate, one I don't care about, and one I'm totally unfamiliar with.)

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Jun. 7th, 2010 01:55 am
thewlisian_afer: ([stephen] flash!)
News:

- Caterpillar invasion turns cemetery into horror film set

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Various States of Undress: All the movies where Robert Downey Jr has shirtless, nude and/or less than fully clothed scenes.

- Funny Money: Strange currencies of the world.

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Numbered Lists:

- 100 Greatest Characters of the Last 20 Years (According to EW. YMMV.)
- 30 Books Everyone Should Read Before Their 30th Birthday
- 20 Greatest 80s Catchphrases
- 10 Movie Recasts
- 10 People Who Give Atheism a Bad Name
- 9 Weird Proverbs from Around the World
- 8 Disgusting Condiments That People Actually Use
- 5 Incredible Animals and Plants

And a list of lists: Hoaxes and Conspiracies

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Jun. 4th, 2010 12:56 am
thewlisian_afer: ([celebs] jackman - muffins!)
News:

- "Fox News host Bill O'Reilly, after watching a gay-friendly advertisement for McDonald's airing in France, asked whether the fast-food chain also had an al-Qaeda ad."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- IfItWasMyHome.com: Visualizing the BP Oil Disaster

- Why Sex and the City 2 is a science fiction movie

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Numbered Lists:

- 50 Gorgeous Geology Photographs
- 10 Bizarre and Tragic Celebrity Suicides
- 10 Crazy Cupcakes
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
Yeah, I know. But sometimes I'm my mother's child. I'm a sucker for stuff that's "based on true events." Shut up! At least I usually read up about the event(s) to find out exactly how much was created by writers!





The Alphabet Killer (2008)

Inspired by true events, this psychological thriller stars Eliza Dushku ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer") as Megan Paige, a dogged police investigator obsessed with capturing a demented serial killer targeting young girls in Rochester, N.Y. Haunted by the grisly rape and murder of a 10-year-old victim, Megan begins to suffer hallucinations. This suspense-filled tale from director Rob Schmidt also stars Cary Elwes and Timothy Hutton.


"The writer noted that he saw the film as a cross between A Beautiful Mind and Zodiac." I share this quote with you because I wish I had read it before watching the movie. It would've lowered my expectations to an appropriate level, since it's a really accurate description and I didn't care for either of those movies. Heh. There was some good acting -- Eliza Dushku in particular -- and it was, in general, a fun fictional take on what could have really happened. But, in my personal opinion, Tom Malloy should stick to acting and give up on writing scripts. I had a lot of issues with how stuff was presented and explained or not explained, and listening to the commentary that he recorded made me hate a lot of stuff even more because I thought it was corny/stupid and he was all proud of it, calling it clever or saying how happy he was with it. Bleh. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



Ghosts of Mississippi (1996)

In 1963, civil-rights activist Medgar Evers was shot to death by white supremacist Byron De La Beckwith (James Woods). He was captured, but after two trials ended in hung juries, De La Beckwith went free. Thirty years later, Assistant District Attorney Bobby DeLaughter (Alec Baldwin) reopened the case. Ghosts of Mississippi tells the true story of his struggle to bring De La Beckwith to justice.


Oh, James Woods. ♥ Hearing him speak with a Mississippi accent is just plain bizarre. And Byron De La Beckwith... AAAGH, what an absolute fucking waste of air that disgusting man was. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked this movie overall, though. Whoopi Goldberg does drama really well, and I found the whole thing really well-paced. I didn't check even once to see how much time was left! I'd watch it again. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Gray Man (2007)

When 10-year-old Grace Budd (Lexi Ainsworth) disappears with grandfatherly Albert Fish (Patrick Bauchau) in 1928, the police launch a years-long search that culminates in a horrific discovery: Fish is serial murderer who rapes, kills and even cannibalizes children. Based on a true story, this chilling crime drama co-stars Jack Conley as the detective who's hell-bent on bringing "the Gray Man" to justice.


I didn't think it was possible to make the story of Albert Fish boring, but this movie somehow managed it. [Rating: 1 star]



An American Crime (2007)

Based on a story that's too shocking to be true -- but is -- director Tommy O'Haver's grisly drama centers on Indiana housewife and mother Gertrude Baniszewski (Catherine Keener), who imprisons and tortures a 16-year-old girl in the basement. When Gertrude takes in boarder Sylvia Likens (Ellen Page), she has no idea that her life will become a horrific nightmare of her own creation. Bradley Whitford co-stars as a prosecutor in the ensuing trial.


I liked this. Well, I mean... The subject matter is horrendous. But instead of using gore and graphic violence to shock and disgust, this movie relies more heavily on its audience's humanity and imagination. And I like movies that don't underestimate their viewers. Not to mention, Catherine Keener and Ellen Page were very good in their roles. Bradley Whitford was sadly underused -- that character could've been played by absolutely anybody and it would've worked just as well. [Rating: 3 stars]



Longford (2006)

In Tom Hooper's film based on true events, Jim Broadbent stars as Lord Longford, a devout Catholic whose controversial pursuit to rehabilitate convicted murderer Myra Hindley (Samantha Morton) drew outrage from the British public. While Hindley served a life sentence for murdering children, Longford spent decades championing for her second chance. The made-for-TV movie garnered four Emmy nods, including ones for Broadbent and Morton.


For some reason, despite the mentioned Emmy nods, I wasn't really expecting a whole lot of this movie. I wound up with a pleasant surprise. Jim Broadbent was (not shockingly) fantastic. He made Lord Longford's insistance on seeing only the best in people into something endearing instead of annoying, and my heart broke a little bit every time he was let down. Andy Serkis is a creepy motherfucker and plays more subtle insanity just as well as he plays Smeagol-esque schizophrenic-style insanity. And Samantha Morton managed to bring a little humanity to Myra Hindley. How is that even possible? Wow. [Rating: 4 stars]
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
It's pretty rare that I get to see Oscar-nominated films before the Oscars, and this year was no exception. But I do usually make an effort to see the stuff that Hollywood deems award-worthy eventually. Here's a handful!





Up in the Air (2009)

Ryan Bingham (George Clooney) racks up miles flying around the country firing employees on behalf of companies. But he faces losing the job he savors to recent college grad Natalie Keener (Anna Kendrick) -- and losing the ability to escape emotional ties to anything. A connection he builds with Alex Goran (Vera Farmiga), however, might change his outlook on the future. Golden Globe winner Jason Reitman's smart comedy also stars Jason Bateman.


This was nominated for Best Picture? Really? ...Well, okay. I mean, it wasn't bad. I was just really underwhelmed. Gorgeous George was, indeed, gorgeous. And talented, as always. I squee'd a little when Sam Elliott showed up on screen. Anna Kendrick actually kind of impressed me. But I wasn't really feeling any of the characters, the first half was boring and the second half was predictable, and I do not like Jason Bateman with a beard. :( [Rating: 3 stars]



The Blind Side (2009)

Oversized African American Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron), the teen from across the tracks and a broken home, has nowhere to sleep at age 16. Taken in by an affluent Memphis couple, Leigh Anne (Sandra Bullock) and Sean (Tim McGraw), Michael embarks on a remarkable rise to play for the NFL. Bullock's performance garnered a Best Actress Oscar nomination and Best Actress Golden Globe Award. Kathy Bates co-stars.


I have a new favorite sports movie. Quinton Aaron is so cute I can hardly stand it. I loved the chemistry between all the actors; it made every single on-screen relationship interesting. There were parts that made me sad and parts that made me laugh. And even though I'm a complete football moron, I never had trouble understanding what was going on. Thumbs way, way up. (Also, hooray to this movie for reminding me that I actually do like Sandra Bullock; I just think she needs to step away from the "comedy.") [Rating: 5 stars]



A Single Man (2009)

This stream-of-consciousness, 1960s-era drama centers on a day in the life of George Falconer (Colin Firth, in an Oscar-nominated role), an English-born, Los Angeles college professor reeling from the recent death of his lover of 16 years. Fashion designer Tom Ford makes his directoral debut with this luminous film, which is based on Christopher Isherwood's novel. Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode, Ginnifer Goodwin, Lee Pace and Nicholas Hoult co-star.


The only thing keeping this from a five star rating is the fact that I, personally, could not watch it back-to-back. I'd need a couple of days between viewings. The first ten minutes made me cry two separate times. I didn't cry again after that, but there were definitely moments where it made my heart really hurt. I'm a little biased but Colin Firth was just plain amazing. Also noteworthy were the production design and the soundtrack. Un-freaking-believably wonderful. [Rating: 4.5 stars]



The Hurt Locker (2008)

Kathryn Bigelow directs this gripping drama (winner of the Best Picture Oscar) following one of the U.S. Army's elite EOD (explosive ordnance disposal) teams operating in the ferocious war zone of Iraq. As the squad identifies and dismantles improvised explosive devices and other bombs, they must also contend with the frayed nerves and internal conflicts that arise from living in constant peril. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Ralph Fiennes, David Morse and Guy Pearce star.


Jeremy Renner is cute as hell, and he was very good in this, but I still didn't like his character. I did like the movie, though. And that's saying something, because war movies aren't typically my thing. This was extremely well-shot, well-acted, and generally well-made. I can't objectively give it anything less than 4 stars. It definitely deserved its Oscars. [Rating: 4 stars]



Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2008)

Viciously abused by her mother (a riveting, Oscar-winning Mo'Nique) and pregnant by her father, Harlem teen Precious Jones (Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe) has an unexpected chance at a different life when she enrolls in an alternative school. Teacher Blu Rain (Paula Patton) encourages her, but Precious must battle unimaginable barriers everywhere in her life. Lee Daniels directs this drama that features appearances by Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz.


Objectively, this was a really good movie. The acting in particular was outstanding and powerful. Especially Mo'Nique. But I just found the subject matter so oppressively frustrating that I really couldn't fully enjoy it. [Rating: 3.5 stars]

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May. 31st, 2010 02:48 am
thewlisian_afer: ([misc] frankenwolf)
News:

- New Zealand outlaws kosher slaughter

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Video: Brontë Sisters Power Dolls
- The Periodic Table of Super Powers
- Geographic Puns

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Numbered Lists:

- 11 Brain-Twisting Paradoxes
- 10 Fictional Handicapped Characters
- 7 Weird Foods (Served While the Animal is Alive)

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May. 28th, 2010 01:00 am
thewlisian_afer: ([rsl] wilson is a penguin!)
News:

- "A Sydney couple say they had sex with their nine-year-old son because they are a 'touchy feely family' and it helped with his sexual education." Later in the article, the man is quoted as telling police, "I understand that you think we are wrong but we think the human body is art and to be admired ..." No, asshole, that isn't wrong. But there's a big fucking difference between teaching a kid to be comfortable with nudity and unashamed of his body and having sex with him. Ugh.

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Kids' Artwork Perfected by Pros
- Inappropriate Little Golden Books
- The Human Centipede vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar (So funny. I promise it won't make you vomit.)
- Why are the keys arranged the way they are on a QWERTY keyboard?
- The Net Worth of the U.S. Presidents
- "In the late 1950s, three men who identified as the Son of God were forced to live together in a mental hospital. What happened?"

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Numbered Lists:

- 85 Variations on "Keep Calm and Carry On"
- 25 Punny Boat Names
- 19 Fictional Islands (to fill the void the end of LOST has created)
- 11 Nerdy Home Furnishings
- 10 Iconic Movies' Original Endings
- 10 Nicknames Explained (For example, how do you get Dick out of Richard other than by using more lube?)
- 10 People Who Laughed Themselves to Death
- 10 Amazing Transparent Animals
- 10 Bizarre Smuggling Stories
- 4 Christian Saints Canonized for Weird Reasons
thewlisian_afer: ([film] reels)
The common theme in this set of reviews is Nazis, but the movies run along the whole spectrum from documentaries to based-on-truth to plausible fiction to lolololcrack.





Inglourious Basterds (2009)

A Jewish cinema owner (Mélanie Laurent) in occupied Paris is forced to host a Nazi movie premiere, where a radical group of American Jewish soldiers called the Basterds, led by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt), plans to roll out a score-settling scheme. The face-off is about to go down -- that's if Col. Hans Landa aka "The Jew Hunter" (Christoph Waltz, in a Golden Globe-winning role) doesn't get in the way. Quentin Tarantino directs this World War II-set spaghetti Western.


QT is a genius. All the things I usually pay the most attention to in movies -- acting, characters, dialogue, music -- were absolutely fantastic. Just perfect. I would've given it five stars if I thought I could watch it back-to-back no matter what. But it's not the sort of thing I could watch over and over if a certain mood struck me. It's unflinchingly violent at parts. (Well, I mean ... duh. Tarantino!) What surprised me is the fact that it was actually less violent than I thought it would be. As the end was approaching, I thought to myself, "This hasn't really been excessively violent." Then the last fifteen minutes started and I was like, "Oh, there it is." XD [Rating: 4.5 stars]



Forgiving Dr. Mengele (2006)

During the Holocaust, Eva Mozes Kor and her twin sister, Miriam, were selected for a series of horrifying genetic experiments at the hands of the infamous Dr. Josef Mengele. Ironically, because of these experiments, the girls were able to survive Auschwitz; much of their family did not. In this documentary, Kor returns to Auschwitz on a quest to heal her wounds with an astonishing and controversial act of forgiveness.


I don't know if I exactly agree with this woman's forgiveness but I do know what I think of her. She is utterly remarkable. Even if you, like most of the other Holocaust survivors she knows, think she should not forgive the Nazis and is in essence forgetting what was done to her and others, you really can't deny that she is amazing. The strength it took to survive and the strength that she continued to show after being liberated and the strength that she continues to show is so inspiring. I think she's an absolute hero. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



Night and Fog (1955)

Employing haunting images, such as a hill of human hair or a pyramid of shoes, director Alain Resnais contrasts 1955 footage of Auschwitz's quiet, empty buildings with black-and-white footage shot there in 1944. This landmark documentary -- one of the first cinematic reflections on the unspeakable horrors of the Holocaust -- is as lyrical as it is graphic, and has influenced contemporary movies such as Schindler's List.


There's really not much more I can say for this beyond what the summary says. Powerful. [Rating: 4 stars]



Dead Snow (2009)

A group of Norwegian friends get the scariest history lesson of their lives during a weekend getaway to the snowy town of Øksfjord, where the party is interrupted by throngs of Nazi zombies who once occupied the area. Armed with a machine-gun-equipped snowmobile, the gang fights for survival in director Tommy Wirkola's quirky horror, shot on location in the mountains of Norway. The film had its U.S. premiere at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival.


I wound up liking this a lot more than I expected to. I had some issues with it -- mainly the "rules" of the zombies, because they bled and moved fast and could think elaborately. Other than that, it was just the right mixture of creepy and camp for my tastes. I definitely had more LOL moments than scared moments, but there were a couple of effective jump scares, which I love. Just one or two! That shouldn't be a movie's whole schtick. And this one had a nice balance. I wasn't especially attached to any of the characters, but I didn't dislike any of them, either, and there were some very human moments in there amidst the gore. This isn't a movie I'm gonna go around telling everyone they need to see, but I quite enjoyed it, myself. [Rating: 3.5 stars]



The Great Escape (1963)

Based on a true story and brimming with tension, this epic yarn centers on an audacious plan by Allied officers -- who've escaped their Nazi captors time and again -- to stage a massive breakout from an ostensibly escape-proof German prison camp. The star-studded ensemble cast includes Richard Attenborough, James Garner, Charles Bronson and Steve McQueen, whose climactic motorcycle sequence remains one of most memorable in cinema history.


I really wanted to like this movie because ... dude, it's a classic and I definitely recognize and appreciate it as such. But ... long, boring movie is long and boring. :( [Rating: 2 stars]

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May. 24th, 2010 01:07 am
thewlisian_afer: ([writing] schadenfreude proves unruly)
News:

- Strange creature found in northern Ontario

- Matador Escapes Death By Skin Of His Teeth

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Jim's Pancakes
- Bart's Blackboard
- In The 80s is a pop culture site devoted to the music, movies, television, fashion/fads and world events of the 1980s.
- Every Country Is The Best At Something
- Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

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Numbered Lists:

- 13 Alien Vegetables Found On Earth
- 10 Kids' Franchises with Adult Fanbases
- 8 LOST Questions That They Really Need To Answer (But Probably Won't) (and, indeed, didn't)
- 5 Examples of Rural Entertainment that Could End in Disaster

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May. 21st, 2010 12:04 am
thewlisian_afer: ([stephen] flash!)
News:

- U.S. man accused of trying to swap baby for beers

- "An Italian mafia boss, convicted of murdering a 13-year-old boy and dissolving him in acid, has been released from prison after complaining of feeling depressed."

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Visuals and Other Fun/Interesting Miscellanea:

- Dietribes: Pancakes
- Cannot Unsee (Once you see some things, you can never go back.)

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Numbered Lists:

- 24 RomCom Characters Who Don't Deserve Love
- 10 Mammals with Odd Defense Mechanisms
- 10 "Operation" Ailments' Real Names
- 10 Vintage Video Games You Can Play Online
- 7 Pieces of Furniture Designed by Satan On Super Acid (Come on. Look at that title. How could I leave this out?)
thewlisian_afer: ([skeletal] i can has long tool lulz)
No theme! Just five random movies I wanted to watch.





The Unborn (2009)

Tortured by frightening dreams at night and the ghost of a young boy during the day, young Casey (Odette Yustman) turns to a spiritual adviser (Gary Oldman) for help. Together, the two uncover and try to stop a powerful family curse dating back to the Nazi era. David S. Goyer writes and directs this supernatural thriller that also stars Cam Gigandet, Meagan Good and Jane Alexander.


The best thing about this movie was ... well, Gary Oldman. (Though the movie was such crap, even he wasn't very good.) But the second best thing about it was that it's not even an hour and a half long. (Rating would've been one star -- "I want my time back" -- but Gaz earned it an extra half-star.) [Rating: 1.5 stars]



Death Tunnel (2005)

When a creepy college dare lands five coeds (Steffany Huckaby, Annie Burgstede, Kristin Novak, Melanie Lewis and Yolanda Pecoraro) in an abandoned sanatorium -- dubbed "the Scariest Place in the World" -- they're forced to bunk with the spirits of the building's tortured past. So, how could it get any worse? The only way out is the dreaded Death Tunnel, a 500-foot underground chute used to evacuate dead patients.


Inanity and misogyny and shitty dialogue, oh my! I can't even begin to describe how fucking stupid this movie was. It's an hour and a half that I'll never get back. [Rating: 1 stars]



Case 39 (2009)

To save 10-year-old Lillith Sullivan (Jodelle Ferland) from her abusive parents, idealistic social worker Emily Jenkins (Renée Zellweger) welcomes the girl into her own home -- only to discover that Lillith isn't quite the innocent victim that she claims to be. As Lillith's mysterious past comes to light, Emily finds herself in a world of danger. Christian Alvart's terrifying thriller also stars Ian McShane and Bradley Cooper.


Boring, predictable, no noteworthy acting, nothing especially visually appealing, nothing special in the sound/music department, no great characters... Wasted time. [Rating: 1 star]



The Road (2009)

From the ash-covered, post-apocalyptic remains of Appalachia, the Father (Viggo Mortensen) and Son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) take to the road in search of a better life. But the Father's health is failing, lending urgency to a journey impeded by nomadic bands of cannibals. Charlize Theron co-stars in this adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, set in a fictional near future in which the world has been virtually destroyed.


The first half hour was boring. I didn't really give a crap about what was going on until just about the exact middle. Then when there was about a half hour left, I realized I didn't care again. [Rating: 2.5 stars]



The Stoning of Soraya M. (2008)

Set in 1986 Iran at the start of Khomeini's reign, director Cyrus Nowrasteh's drama tells the true story of Soraya (Mozhan Marnò), whose husband plots to have her falsely accused of adultery so he can divorce her and marry a young girl. French journalist Freidoune (Jim Caviezel) is pulled into Soraya's tragic story when he meets a desperate woman named Zahra (Shohreh Aghdashloo).


Goddamn. I was worried this set of reviews was going to be a total bust, but this... This was kind of amazing. It wasn't fast paced, but it was steadily paced, which means a lot more to me. The acting, particularly that of the two main women, was fantastic. The stoning scene was deeply disturbing. And the ending was not exactly happy, but I certainly found it satisfying. Overall, just a great flick. Not really one to watch if you're already in a down mood, though, just to warn you. [Rating: 4 stars]

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